Why Not the person above you say...

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Penn & Teller, eat your hearts out!  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

who is she talking about?

(srsly, what are you talking about?)  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I guess I'd better look up who Penn & Teller are on the internet.  

[magic_doglover]

Master Courtney000

ooo! i'm so busy preparing for christmas... all i really need right now is an ashiatsu. but noooo. nobody ever thinks to give gifts to santa, THE gift giver. biznatches. evil

(( rofl ))

ugh. i bet Genghis Khan never had to deal with this cr**.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I know those elves are subjected to long hours, little pay, and horrible working conditions, but whatever.

I'm Santa Claus. None of the children care.  

[magic_doglover]

you see, class, if you make a shallow cut here, the pain will....

Suzy, stop sucking your thumb and pay attention!

now then, where was i?  

[Nazara]

With this great santa costume I can sneak into people's houses and steal all of the preasents  

[magic_doglover]

my tie doubles as a giant pen. cool, huh?  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

okay, kid, don't tell anyone, but i'm not actually santa. santa is at the north pole. i'm actually here as an undercover spy, but the guy i'm spying on is leaving the mall right now, so i'm gonna need you to make up an excuse as to why i'm leaving. *hands kid a my little pony as payment*
i'm trusting you.  

[magic_doglover]

as my emoticon bubble obviously indicates, i am going to EAT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.  

[ScuroFenice]

I act all happy and jolly like this so I don't get caught again... The night Santa went crazy, the night st. Nicholas flipped, broke his back for some milk and cookies... Ya...  

[magic_doglover]

huh. telling that strange little story to distract Santa so i could take his bag actually worked. confused who woulda thunk it?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Alright, who stole my bag?! scream  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

die, my little peewee prisoner, DIE! twisted MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Rawr! That Christmas turkey doesn't stand a chance.