The "If...Then..." Game

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'd start a revolution and take over earth.

If I lost the game,  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I won!

If I'm putting on latex gloves...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...Someone's gonna die.

If my hands are tinged red...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

..you should have taken a pair of latex gloves.


If someone made a clone of Stalin...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...I was probably behind it

If I didn't like Latex gloves cause I like the wet feel of blood...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

then I say you shouldn't complain.

If I saw the planets align...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

...you'd get superpowers.


If a giant Mecha-Stalin and a giant Mecha-Hitler had a huge battle...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Bandora would kill them both for her own enjoyment and to kill off everyone and everything.

If I aided Bandora.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The Power Rangers would kick your a**.


If I ran a torture prison...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

(((How'd you sort of know that?)

I would die if I were in it.

If an optimistic person was in eternal's torture prison...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

((Wikipedia))

They would run out of optimism pretty quick.


If the torture prison had an execution area...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

(((I see)))

I would be the first one too be executed.

If Bandora held a "The End of The World"party on the moon...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...You, me, Eternal, Coco, Fraggle and a bunch of homicidal maniacs would be there with binoculars, watching the Earth die

If I needed a clean-up operation right after murdering a bunch of top-class politicians...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You'd call Stanley Steamer, the carpet cleaner.

((don't know how many people would get that reference))


If people don't understand this reference...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...You'll be proclaimed crazy for saying things people don't understand

If gravity went the other way...