The Game of Useless Powers

[Triforce Me Hard]

I grant the person above me to manipulate the actions of all kinds of snails.  

[BleedingInkXIII]

I grant the person above me to create an army of starmonies...in origami form.  

[Triforce Me Hard]

I grant the person above me to give enemies ingrown toenails, however whenever they use this power, they break out in hives.  

[EgoLuv]

i grant the person above me the ability to shoot spaghetti out of their armpits and meatballs from their palms  

[BleedingInkXIII]

I grant them the ability to not drown...in air. 3nodding  

[EgoLuv]

i grant them the ability to fly like a dodo bird biggrin  

[Triforce Me Hard]

I grant the person above me to be able to shoot ladybugs from their fingertips.  

[LosAngeles ink]

You can.. puke out fruit punch.  

[Hilfin]

I grant the person above me the ability to create beautiful works of art that no one will ever see.

 

[Triforce Me Hard]

I grant the person above me to communicate with turtles.  

[castigat ridendo mores]

I grant the person above me the ability to write with their tongue.  

[jjjgrace]

I grant the person above me to sing lovely songs, however whenever they open their mouth, everyone around them momentary goes deaf.  

[OSHlN]

gay sense. just like spidy sense,
but tells me when a homosexual is around.
so i don go for straight guys again. :l

 

[BleedingInkXIII]

I grant them the ability to have nightvision in a world that's always in daylight.

Gay sense would probably come in pretty handy. Owo