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Should I give this thread a name?
Yes... and I've posted my suggestion on the last page.
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No... If it ain't broke... blah blah blah
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Lil-Jo
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:27 pm
Malheureux
Lil-Jo
Maybe that is why I do not wear skirts or dresses...

Your booty is all right with me; but I know you Lil-Jo and you could walk around in just a loin cloth and still wouldn't allow easy access. smile

I wouldn't want to be considered easy... 4laugh  
PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:42 pm
sweatdrop Which reminds me, if it appeals,
if I wear a big frilly skirt after meals,
as
I often wilt,
does it count as a kilt,
or do I just
look good in heels? domokun
- Yrs,
The Rt. Hon. H. W. Pimbpor,
Limericist
 

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:08 pm
Heels hurt my feets these days, so I only wear the ones I can kick off under my desk. blaugh

Speaking of SKIRTS ~ my friend once told me its an acronym for Sex Kitten In Really Tight Slacks surprised  
PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:40 pm
rolleyes
...in today's news, Tony discovers adults seeking humor in using font colors to disguise portions of thread posts

I'm such a geek
rofl
 

freaxy
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Malheureux
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:33 pm
Lil-Jo
I wouldn't want to be considered easy... 4laugh

No worries about that ... FUH SHO exclaim  
PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:27 pm
BITCHOLOGY




When I stand up for
myself and my beliefs,
they call me a
b***h.

When I stand up for
those I love,
they call me a
b***h.

When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts
or do things my own way, they call me a
b***h.

Being a b***h
means I won't
compromise what's

in my heart.
It means I live my life
MY way.
It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.

When I refuse to
tolerate injustice and
speak against it, I am
defined as a
b***h.

The same thing happens when I take time for
myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.


It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be.

I am outspoken,
opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me,
try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me.
You won't succeed.

And if that makes me a b***h ,
so be it.
I embrace the title and
am proud to bear it.


B - Babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Herself

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything
 

Lil-Jo
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Harbone
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:40 pm
Sometimes we all have to own what others accuse us of beingwhen they try to "put us in our place." That's why I'm a Loud-Mouthed, Arrogant Grumpy Old Jerk.

Most of the time

That's why I will never admit to being anything other than fat and I will never be ashamed of borrowing my wife's clothes on a hot day, whether that's because I'm lazy or perverse, I don't care.

But
I wish I had a neat acronym to go along with JERK.

I thought about Puer Aeterna, too, but I'm getting too old for that one.  
PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:07 am
Lil-Jo
BITCHOLOGY




When I stand up for
myself and my beliefs,
they call me a
b***h.

When I stand up for
those I love,
they call me a
b***h.

When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts
or do things my own way, they call me a
b***h.

Being a b***h
means I won't
compromise what's

in my heart.
It means I live my life
MY way.
It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.

When I refuse to
tolerate injustice and
speak against it, I am
defined as a
b***h.

The same thing happens when I take time for
myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.


It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be.

I am outspoken,
opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me,
try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me.
You won't succeed.

And if that makes me a b***h ,
so be it.
I embrace the title and
am proud to bear it.


B - Babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Herself

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything


LOL When people call me a b***h I say "Why, thank you"  

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:08 am
OK, that didn't work.  
PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:23 am
Annanoria
OK, that didn't work.


Your words need to be inside the two sets of brackets. When you add a color, highlight the text you want colored, and then click the color... or remember how the wording is and type it in yourself... you can always add a color name that is not listed above also... When you are ready to submit, do a preview first if you are unsure if it would work... sweatdrop  

Lil-Jo
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freaxy
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:38 pm
...or hand do it from the keyboard like us geeks xd  
PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:47 pm
Hey, you guys... I had to get this friend of mine to read me most of the posts in this thread:

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Credit to chilecavy~guineapig for the idea of an invisible Avvie, and would you please, whoever hires nurses, let her into the guild as a nurse?  

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:50 pm
Just give her the link to our guild, anyone can post ~ we'll give her the title of nurse until she turns 21 ~ 3nodding  
PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:15 pm
You know, Creek Feet,
I think a lot of us were all pretty much
following your lead
although my poetry sucks

For instance, I really don't feel like finishing this one or finding any stronger rhymes. I'm not even gonna bother to count the meter out. 'Cause I'm real tired and I'm supposed to be doing something else.
How come you can't read it
Wait! Wait!

i had an uncle named
Sol who was a born failure and
nearly everybody said he should have gone
into vaudeville perhaps because my Uncle Sol could
sing McCann He Was A Diver on Xmas Eve like Hell Itself which
may or may not account for the fact that my Uncle


Screw it. I don't feel like finishing "
Nobody Loses All the Time," either. I'm going to bed!

...down went Harbone into his bed
and started a snore farm
 

Harbone
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:59 am
Creek..Feet
Hey, you guys... I had to get this friend of mine to read me most of the posts in this thread:

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Love it! rofl  
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