[Lil-Jo]

Malheureux

Lil-Jo

Maybe that is why I do not wear skirts or dresses...

Your booty is all right with me; but I know you Lil-Jo and you could walk around in just a loin cloth and still wouldn't allow easy access. smile

I wouldn't want to be considered easy... 4laugh  

[Harbone]

sweatdrop Which reminds me, if it appeals,
if I wear a big frilly skirt after meals,
as I often wilt,
does it count as a kilt,
or do I just look good in heels? domokun
- Yrs,
The Rt. Hon. H. W. Pimbpor,
Limericist  

[Lil Brat]

Heels hurt my feets these days, so I only wear the ones I can kick off under my desk. blaugh

Speaking of SKIRTS ~ my friend once told me its an acronym for Sex Kitten In Really Tight Slacks surprised  

[freaxy]

rolleyes
...in today's news, Tony discovers adults seeking humor in using font colors to disguise portions of thread posts

I'm such a geek
rofl

 

[Malheureux]

Lil-Jo

I wouldn't want to be considered easy... 4laugh

No worries about that ... FUH SHO exclaim  

[Lil-Jo]

BITCHOLOGY




When I stand up for
myself and my beliefs,
they call me a
b***h.

When I stand up for
those I love,
they call me a
b***h.

When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts
or do things my own way, they call me a
b***h.

Being a b***h
means I won't
compromise what's

in my heart.
It means I live my life
MY way.
It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.

When I refuse to
tolerate injustice and
speak against it, I am
defined as a
b***h.

The same thing happens when I take time for
myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.


It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be.

I am outspoken,
opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me,
try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me.
You won't succeed.

And if that makes me a b***h ,
so be it.
I embrace the title and
am proud to bear it.


B - Babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Herself

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything  

[Harbone]

Sometimes we all have to own what others accuse us of beingwhen they try to "put us in our place." That's why I'm a Loud-Mouthed, Arrogant Grumpy Old Jerk.

Most of the time

That's why I will never admit to being anything other than fat and I will never be ashamed of borrowing my wife's clothes on a hot day, whether that's because I'm lazy or perverse, I don't care.

But I wish I had a neat acronym to go along with JERK.

I thought about Puer Aeterna, too, but I'm getting too old for that one.  

[Annanoria]

Lil-Jo

BITCHOLOGY




When I stand up for
myself and my beliefs,
they call me a
b***h.

When I stand up for
those I love,
they call me a
b***h.

When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts
or do things my own way, they call me a
b***h.

Being a b***h
means I won't
compromise what's

in my heart.
It means I live my life
MY way.
It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.

When I refuse to
tolerate injustice and
speak against it, I am
defined as a
b***h.

The same thing happens when I take time for
myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.


It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be.

I am outspoken,
opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me,
try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me.
You won't succeed.

And if that makes me a b***h ,
so be it.
I embrace the title and
am proud to bear it.


B - Babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Herself

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything

LOL When people call me a b***h I say "Why, thank you"  

[Annanoria]

OK, that didn't work.  

[Lil-Jo]

Annanoria

OK, that didn't work.

Your words need to be inside the two sets of brackets. When you add a color, highlight the text you want colored, and then click the color... or remember how the wording is and type it in yourself... you can always add a color name that is not listed above also... When you are ready to submit, do a preview first if you are unsure if it would work... sweatdrop  

[freaxy]

...or hand do it from the keyboard like us geeks xd  

[Trespassers W]

Hey, you guys... I had to get this friend of mine to read me most of the posts in this thread:



















Credit to chilecavy~guineapig for the idea of an invisible Avvie, and would you please, whoever hires nurses, let her into the guild as a nurse?  

[Lil Brat]

Just give her the link to our guild, anyone can post ~ we'll give her the title of nurse until she turns 21 ~ 3nodding  

[Harbone]

You know, Creek Feet,
I think a lot of us were all pretty much
following your lead
although my poetry sucks

For instance, I really don't feel like finishing this one or finding any stronger rhymes. I'm not even gonna bother to count the meter out. 'Cause I'm real tired and I'm supposed to be doing something else. How come you can't read it
Wait! Wait!

i had an uncle named
Sol who was a born failure and
nearly everybody said he should have gone
into vaudeville perhaps because my Uncle Sol could
sing McCann He Was A Diver on Xmas Eve like Hell Itself which
may or may not account for the fact that my Uncle


Screw it. I don't feel like finishing "Nobody Loses All the Time," either. I'm going to bed!

...down went Harbone into his bed
and started a snore farm  

[Alleira]

Creek..Feet

Hey, you guys... I had to get this friend of mine to read me most of the posts in this thread:

Love it! rofl