Things You've Never Hear From KH Characters.

[Jisen Meizuki]

True, but that's because we either have schools and jobs to do, issues to solve, and not to mention that we might be ran out of ideas to say.  

[xylert]

there was a topic in the "Offical Kingdom Hearts II" guild that was like this and i posted (a pretty long but funny) one trying to remember what all i posted.... this was before the guild was "renovated" but if anybody here was in that guild who saw that post you alreay know what it was im gonna try to remember what it but when i do ill be sure to post it here 3nodding  

[Guardian_General]

I got this from the Gamespot forums, but it works.

Xigbar walks up to Xemnas.

Xigbar: Hey, Mansex.
Xemnas: Hey, Bigrax.
Xigbar: eek !!! That...was totally unexpected....

Xigbar leaves.  

[Guardian_General]

Oops....double post.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Demyx: Hey, emo man!
Zexion: I'm not emo.
Demyx: Sure you are, everyone's calling you an emo since you always in a grumpy mood.
Zexion: But I'm not-
Demyx: Not to mention your attitude.
Zexion: But-
Demyx: Your hair.
Zexion: Now hold on, I-
Demyx: And even your-
Zexion: stressed scream Now listen!!
Demyx: 0.o
Zexion: Now look, just because I look 'emo' to everyone, it doesn't mean that I'm emo.
Demyx: Aw, but you are. I mean, what makes you think that you're not emo.
Zexion: stare ............. Try lack of emotion.
Demyx:*blink*............... Oh yeah, I forgot about that. sweatdrop  

[Keyblade Ninja]

lol soo many loop holed jokes in the game.. so much like the grudge 2: I made fun of the whole movie the whole time:

don't look in the closet don't look in the closet! R KELLY'S IN THERE D:

marluxia: stay away from my pentunias scream

Xemnas: those emoticons have more emotions than we do
Xigbar: ... you want to have pirate emotion?

Axel: I LOVE KIDS

Roxas: why the bloody hell am i blonde?

saix: i love the moon...
xaldin: *pull downs his pants*
saix: no not that moon

larxene: *talks like a prep* hi there roxie! like.. i'm larxene. durr. i totally love ur hair lol. do you got s a myspace? if you do'nt then u suckk D:

xemnas: roxas go become all emo and s**t. if you do, i'll give you a hot topic gift card.

vexen: i need a hug emo

lexeaus: *eats mud* muddd....

demyx: i smell like fish ... smile

xaldin: elmo's GAY



random  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Marluxia:*dresses like a hippie* Flower power, man. It's all about love and peace, man. Let's not bring the war and hate into this world. Let's join hands, be happy, and live together in peace, man.  

[Organization XIII Member]

Riku: Sora

Sora: Yeah

Riku: Stop grabing my a**!!! stressed

Sora: eek . . . eek  

[Keyblade Ninja]

Jisen Meizuki

Marluxia:*dresses like a hippie* Flower power, man. It's all about love and peace, man. Let's not bring the war and hate into this world. Let's choice hands, be happy, and live together in peace, man.

Roxas:. .... why are we holding hands again?  

[Jisen Meizuki]

*Sora, Donald, and Goofy are battling against the water minions. Sora grabs one of the water minions and starts performing the Wild Dance*
Demyx:*playing his sitar and singing* Swing your partner 'round and 'round,
and turn your corner upside down.
Sora: eek

Sorry, but I have the urge to write it whenever Sora performs the Wild Dance and it almost look like he was Square Dancing. sweatdrop  

[Organization XIII Member]

Jisen Meizuki

*Sora, Donald, and Goofy are battling against the water minions. Sora grabs one of the water minions and starts performing the Wild Dance*
Demyx:*playing his sitar and singing* Swing your partner 'round and 'round,
and turn your corner upside down.
Sora: eek

Sorry, but I have the urge to write it whenever Sora performs the Wild Dance and it almost look like he was Square Dancing. sweatdrop

true... rofl rofl rofl  

[Shadiko]

Sora: RIKU! SPONGEBOBS ON!!!!
Riku: YES! I LOVE PATRICK!!!! heart
Patrick: I now officaily will move spongebob.  

[Organization XIII Member]

Shadiko

Sora: RIKU! SPONGEBOBS ON!!!!
Riku: YES! I LOVE PATRICK!!!! heart
Patrick: I now officaily will move spongebob.

rofl  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Keyblade Ninja

Jisen Meizuki

Marluxia:*dresses like a hippie* Flower power, man. It's all about love and peace, man. Let's not bring the war and hate into this world. Let's choice hands, be happy, and live together in peace, man.

Roxas:. .... why are we holding hands again?

Marluxia: Would you like me to demonstrate? wink  

[Organization XIII Member]

Jisen Meizuki

rofl Good one, Kayblade Rikku.

*Xenmas, Zexion, Xigbar, and Demyx are playing a game of Scrabble*
Xigbar:*placing the tiles down* E-A-R-T-H, earth.
Zexion:*placing his tiles down* E-A-R-T. Heart.
Xemnas:*placing down his tiles* L-E-S-S. Heartless. Your turn, Number 9.
Demyx: Hmm......... *look at his tiles and thinking.*
Demyx: Aha! biggrin *placing down his tiles.* How about this?
*Everyone but Demyx look at his tiles.*
Scrabble Word: M-A-N-S-E-X.
Xigbar:*trying his best not to laugh*
Zexion:........................... *however, finds it amusing*
Xemnas:.......................................
Demyx: Well, how many points do I get?
PUNCH!!!
Xenmas: mad stressed Nothing. Nothing, but a mere punishment will do.
Demyx: Punishment? sweatdrop Uh, you don't mean by fu- *sees lasers coming out of Xemnas' palms. eek

Come on people, if you know something that the KH characters would never said, type it. You can make people laugh out loud.

rofl