Jokes all around!

[Cassiexchan]

TDAChick

You know you're in TN when you have to use the AC and Heater in one day.
Giggle at my funnies, bish.

I feel your pain.
This entire thread made me lol. But no jokes from me. D=  

[Rei Yami Hikari]

this one never get's old, read it ((my cuzin made it up))

ok, so Harry, Patrick and d**k are hiking up a mountian.

patrick was slow so he staied far behind.

So Harry and d**k meet this old lady at the side of a cliff.

The old lady says if you jump off and yell out what you want, you'll get it.

So HArry jumps off the clif and yells "RICHES"

he gets riches

So d**k Jumps off the cliff and yells "GOLD"

He gets gold

But PATRICK just happends to see them jump off, he doesn't know about the wishes and is scared for his friend's lives.

So Patrick, ((Who is panicking)) Jumps off the cliff and says "HARRY , d**k!"

And you know what he gets.

((I hope I gave you a giggle =3))  

[rammstein rocker]

A rich wife and husband are at a dinner dance and the wife begins to get a headache so she tells her husband that she is going home early. The husband is a little disappointed but wishes her a good night and she leaves. When she gets home she goes up to her husband's and her bedroom and she says to the butler, who was already in there, "Jeeves I want you to take off my shoes, Oh and I want you to take off my dress and finally I want you to take off my underwear. Oh and Jeeves if I see you in my clothes again your fired"  

[Rei Yami Hikari]

school- another word for prison and torture