Corrupt a Wish

[Mew Rocks!]

Poof! You get your motorcycle, but it breaks down 5 minutes later, and you crash, resulting in you having to go to the hospital and high medical bills for your parents.

I wish my room would clean itself.  

[nt_31732]

~le poof~ It cleaned itself pretty good. Now your room is spotless. No furniture. Nothing.

I wish I had a dog that would stay loyal to me and never ever run away.  

[Madame C]

Bam. You get your dog, but it eats you to make sure you don't run away.
I wish the jerk next to me would shut up.  

[PrettyDragon]

You shut them up, very bloodily, and get arrested for the murder.

I wish I could catch a rare fish on Gaia.  

[Frozen Memories]

Wallakazam, you caught one, but the server messed up, and you lost it. xp

I wish I could dominate the world.  

[fieryallie]

*Bom Chicka Wow Wow* You dominate the world, but only for 5 minutes and then teh war.

I wish I was a ninja.  

[fieryallie]

bump?  

[Frozen Memories]

OMFGPOOF, you're a ninja, but of the tapdancing variety, which makes it very hard to sneak around.

I wish I had a kittah! crying  

[peanut butter fruit loops]

Bam! Your a kitty, but you get attacked by a dog!

I wish I had some chapstick

 

[Aria Azure]

poof you do, but a chunk has been bitten off.

i wish i didn't have this cold.  

[Mew Rocks!]

Granted! But your cold has been replaced with AIDS.

I wish my mom hadn't put a password on the computer to control when I was able to go on.  

[x3 thisismysn x3]

Poof! She didn't, but then someone broke into your house, got onto your computer, and put a ton of viruses on it. eek

I wish I was out of school already.  

[iT 0 X I C]

Proof! You don't because you love your friends and don't want to leave them.

I wish I could 10k everyday!  

[Mew Rocks!]

BAM! You earn 10k every day, but only on one account, than the next day you are banned for botting, so your 10k AND all the things you ever worked for are stuck. Your account is unbanned 75 years later, but by then you either don't care about gaia anymore, or you die of old age.

I wish I had more wishes. rofl  

[Mew Rocks!]

Come on!