Yo Momma Jokes

[Rex Zieger]

when chuck noris tried to round house yo momma his foot got stuck in her stomach  

[Sforzando Poco]

(5 points to whoever thinks this is funny)

yo momma is so fat, that when shes in rome, they have 8 hills  

[Skyva]

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!  

[Xenomorph Warrior]

yo momma is so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund.  

[Melinda_GhostTalker]

Your momma so fat they have to roll her in flour just to find the wet spot..  

[Moon_Wolf_0001]

Yo Mamm is so dirty, the US Armed Forces want to use her bathwater as a biological weapon.  

[StrikeWithVengance]

yo momma so hairy when you were breast feeding you got carpet burn sweatdrop  

[Spam King 02]

yo mama is so stupid that she returned a puzzle to the store because she thought it was broken  

[Xenomorph Warrior]

yo momma is so fat that when she was walking back at home, her stomach reached home 20 minutes before her.  

[Ran Shou Han]

yo momma so fat when she rode a hotair balloon, it look like she was wearing tights  

[Ran Shou Han]

yo momma so fat her belt size is equador  

[Ran Shou Han]

yo momma so poor, i saw her kickin a can on the street, i said " what you doin?" she said "Im moving"  

[The Extra Syllable]

OK HERE ARE SOME GOOD ONES
yo mamas so fat...that on a sclae from 1 to 10...she's a 747
(747's a airplane)

yo mama's so fat...she needs a pegleg wiht a kickstand

yo mama's so fat...when you poke her, she leaks gravy

yo mama's so fat...Spanish exlporers claimed her as a new land

yo mama's so fat...when she goes to the beach, green pease pushes her into the ocean.

yo mama's like a bus....she doesnt smell to good and its only a dollar for a ride.

yo mama's so fat... she needs euro's in one pocket...and peso's in the other (grats to whoever solved this one)

yo mama's so fat...she ask the car salemen for somehting that whent from 0 to 600 in two seconds...he gave her a bathroom-scale.

well hope oyu liked them...i'm gonna find more  

[Truth Once Failed Me]

YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT SEA DIVING THE WHALES WERE SINGIN, WE ARE FAMILY!! I GOT ALL MY SISTAS WITH ME!  

[Saints Warrior]

Yo mommas like a .99 cent store its cheap and its always open