Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Earth Sensei]

Tigers scare my demon child

 

[axeltheflame]

He gave new meaning to "Flaming homo"  

[littlekitti41096]

His dragon tried to bite me every time I got close.

((Its not a tiger, its a cat!))  

[Eisenkrieger]

liked the cats more than me.  

[axeltheflame]

Just...no...His boxers hid the blackhole that is his crotch  

[_the door to light_]

{because his dragon was homo-sexual and got in the way every time we tried to hug}

 

[Crosslie]

She whipped me with her whip of thorns in bed  

[axeltheflame]

She didn't want to get jiggy with me and my dragon  

[abandoned_nr_5448214]

He got cranky when I played with his friends instead rolleyes  

[[ Variant ]]

again. the bandana  

[ConsummateCaricature]

He has a problem with bandanas.  

[l Sailor Cancer l]

her hat is alive and singing eek  

[abandoned_nr_5448214]

I really, really don't like fishes XD  

[axeltheflame]

She stole my friggin Trix cereal  

[littlekitti41096]

he wore that coat ALL the time and it started to... smell