Below Me

[killafrog]

what the how the, could, that, who gave you said that gossip there lieing

has a best friend thats a cow now where did she run to?  

[BlackCatt73]

*burps* Yea, where did she *wipes steak sauce off of her mouth* get off to? I do wonder twisted


Below me wants to help me finish off the co... salad  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Ah a nice "rare" salad yum

below me is getting hyper waiting for the game  

[BlackCatt73]

"What time is it? Is it time yet? When is it going to start? Tell me! Tell me! I cannot wait that long crying I need to play nowwwwwww!" *hops around so much that I hit my head on a tree trunk and pass out*

The person below me is sizing my limp body for a treat :O  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Mmmmm kitty *licks lips*

below me is afraid they will be the first to die  

[Exor Omega]

Well, you see, it's not so much 'afraid' to be the first to go as much as so very disappointed that I did not get to enjoy myself in the mindless homicide and pointless gore.

The person below me thinks that they are, in fact, a god! (But they're really not. That's what makes it sad.)  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Silence impudent mortal or I BEL-DARTHUS shall strike you down with a pox of teenage acne!! *clicks fingers spitefully* Uh? * click click click* Oh sh!t !!!!

Bellow me feels no emotions and is a marriage guidance councilor  

[Exor Omega]

I've already demonstrated the emotionless part, but now you have to go and bring up my license? Why, if I wasn't me, I think I might lose my temper and flay you... Of course, I still plan to flay you...

The one below me has a net worth of 65 euros.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Yes but fortunately for me thats at an hourly rate!! blaugh

Bellow me has been arrested several times for knit bombing the homeless as they sleep  

[Azure Alexea]

I never get tired of watching yarn explode all over them xd
The person below me harbors a strong desire to be the opposite sex  

[Exor Omega]

Well, you know Alexea, after looking at you... Well... I just can't help myself... Then maybe you could show me a thing or two on how to be a woman... wink

The next poster wants to help me get Alexea, Kitty, and Moo all rounded up in one place.  

[BlackCatt73]

Ummm, I already got us all rounded up in one place, you just haven't been invited yet wink hehehe twisted

The person below us is trying to get in on the action!  

[Blood Raven777]

can i come, plz plz plz plz tries to break in

is the most lonely person on gaia  

[Angelicphrase]

*Sniffle* crying Dose anyone wanna hang out? chat? ...I have cookies.....*rocks back and forth singing 1 is the loneliest number*

The person below me has an ebay addiction and is running out of room for the crap they keep buying.  

[BlackCatt73]

*runs around looking to find just one more spot for anything* Ahhhh, nooooooooo!!!!! That cannot happen right now... I just bought the cutest ceramic llama! Now where am I to put it??? cry


The person below me once jumped too high on their bed and now has a phobia of hopping animals and insects.