Ruin My Wish game

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Granted but your new dragon ring suddenly comes to life and eats you!



I wish I knew how to RP.

 

[the_hamster]

granted but now you have to explain how to RP to newbs who dont retain anyting

I wish the fire wood was all split.  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Granted! But now you must go milk the bull...yes, the bull.




I wish my car had new tires.

 

[Knoxlysia X]

granted but you best friend crashes the car beyond all repair, but gets out of it unscathed,

i wish i had fallen wish  

[littlestumpy]

granted but fallen wish doesnt match your avi anymore
i wish i had my car repaired and my girlfriend in it with me  

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

granted, but it breaks down and your girlfriend dumps you

i wish my life would stop working against me...  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted but once everything goes your way, god kills you for attempting to assume control of the earth.

i wish i had someone to hit with this sledgehammer im holding  

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

granted but he steals the hammer from you and uses it on you

i wish that i could talk to animals  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Granted! Now you are charged with murder! biggrin

Granted! But they don't have much nice things to say about you.
Hey you are beautiful no matter what the panda says!

I wish the world was a better place.

 

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

granted but everyone dies because they're too happy to eat or drink

i wish i had something to do  

[littlestumpy]

granted but that something suddenly disapears and now u have NOTHING AGAIN!!!
i wish i had my girlfriend with me (please dont destroy to badly i love her very much)  

[Eisenkrieger]

grandted!!!!
but unfortunately for you, my previous wish came true twice over.
BYE-BYE
*SLAM*
**crunch**
*SLAM*
**crunch**

i wish i had a third victem.(damn the murder charges, ill take them down too!)
((PS, you both end up together in heaven))  

[littlestumpy]

granted but then the military comes sees the bodies and u are arrested for assisting in the murder and suicide
i wish i could kill nigufutsu deemonu and not have my wish ruined  

[Eisenkrieger]

i...quite honestly cant disagree. have at 'im

wish i had a girlfriend.(dont ruin plz, im lonely)  

[littlestumpy]

granted finds cute little blond takes her out to dinner and lives together with her now
i wish my girlfriend and i lived together