Why Not Introduce the Avatar Above You

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

This is Boris. He states the obvious.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

This is Eternal, he will end his friendship with me if I do the stuff to him.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

This is Boris. So long as you feed him, he'll be loyal to you.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

This is Sean. That's not tobacco he's smoking, but marijuana.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

This is eternal. He was kicked out of dental school for pulling out everyone's tooth, even though the teeth were taken good care of by the owner.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

This is Boris. Pikachu is his arch nemesis.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

This is eternal, he is eternal.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

This is my buddy, Boris. He will ham press you now~  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

This is Aya. She makes sure to cover up the evidence whenever you have a dead body you need to get rid of.  

[Ember Terran]

Presenting Eternal_PrinceOfFire

He doesn't like you. You should be careful. He has the death penalty in twelve systems  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

This is Ember. Don't let the cute face fool you. Tick her off and she will fire loads of ammo into you.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

This is Boris. He just joined the Scouts.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

This is Eternal. Don't get his bad side, like the guy he's dragging next to him did.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

That's Leprechaun_Sean. He has dashing good looking red stuff.  

[Ember Terran]

This is Boris_Badenov; there is nothing that happens on this campsite that he does not know about and has not personally approved. If you thought that was going to be all fun and games you were wrong, you will be tested, you will be tried, and if you manage to impress him in the slightest you might just get a new merit badge.

Don't count on it though.