Things You've Never Hear From KH Characters.

[pwnd_by_twlt]

Really??? What a coincidence mrgreen  

[The Sphinxyness]

lol Yeah.. It was great.. XD My brother did some random things too like having Xemnas sing this Opera part at the end of a song I have called Elephant Love Medly.. xd

And right now I'm watching a YouTube video of Xemnas to the Oogie Boogie song.. whee  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

Not Going To Stop the Strange Stories...

*Sora is late for school*

Teacher: Wha wha... wha wha whaaa... *cough* *cough* Sorry,class. I had something in my throat... WHY ARE YOU LATE SORA! And where is your homework?

Sora: Well, I got attacked by heartless... and they tore it up... That's why I'm a little tattered up.

Teacher: ... Okay, but you'll have to do it again tonight! Now sit down!

Sora: *sits* ninja

Kairi: *whispers* You intensianally fought some heartless to make that exuse believable... didn't you stare ?

Sora: *whispers* Yep! and it worked mrgreen

(( A lil Charly brown perady thrown in there mrgreen ))  

[Garex]

Ursula: (looking at herself in the mirror) mmm damn I look fiiine... I don't need no diet  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

Strange is as Strange does... *Forest Gump perady*

~Sora eating half a poupu frute with Kairi~
Sora: I don't know why we didn't do this sooner mrgreen

Kairi: Maybe cus you were on three different journies after the the islands were attacked stare

Sora: Oh, yeah sweatdrop ...

Riku: Well, at lest we're together at last...

Sora: ACK!!! Where did Kairi go?! eek

Riku: *gets closer* Don't worry bout her...

*wakes up in his bed*

Sora: AAAH!!! Oh, it was just a dream sweatdrop

Riku: What makes you think that?

Sora: eek  

[Keyblade Ninja]

Xemnas: *listens to PDA by john legend* let's go to the park... i wanna kiss you underneath the starts.... maybe we'll go too far.. we just don't care... we just don't care......
Lexaeus: *walks in*
xemnas: ... let's make love~~~~..
lexaeus: eek  

[Garex]

Ansem: ..Saix?...does this cloak make my butt look fat? rofl  

[jiinji]

Kairi: "SORA, quit looking at my boobs!"

Sora:*drool*  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

Strange Pairing Pt. 1 The What...

~Yuffie sitting in a chair at Merlin's house~

Vincent: *walks in* Hello, Yuffie... What are you looking at?

Yuffie: ... It's blue heart

Vincent: ... Wha-*thinks for a second* ... CRAP eek Who's the father?!?

Cloud: Dude, don't you remember last month at the bar?

*entering flash back... next time twisted *  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

Aww... noone has a funny KH story...

Strange Pairing Pt. 2 The When...

*entering flashback*

Vincent: *drunk as hell* Oh. Oh hey ev-everyone. Hey... Hey.

Cloud: Oh no...

Tifa: Not again...

Cid: What the hell?!

Tifa: Oh, this hardly ever happens, but when Vin ever hits the booz, he hits it hard.

Vincent: WOW! My shoes ar cool... y'know... hey... y'know... I can shank punks up... with my FEET!

Cloud: Can you now...

Cid: *drinking his beer*

Vincent: Yeah... They're all big an'... an' pointy-like. My shoes...Yeah... Hey. Hey, y'know what else is BIG AND POINTY?

Cloud&Tifa: ...

Cid: SPFFFFFFT!!! *sound effect of spat up beer*

Vincent: ...My HAND lol *holds up pointy-gloved hand*

Cloud, Tifa, & Cid: >III<

Yuffie: *enters the bar* Hey guys mrgreen

Vincent: heart YUFFIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!! heart *Smacks a big kiss on her, then passes out*

Yuffie: ...Uhhh... @_@
^-supposed to be like swirly eyes...

Tifa: Oh my god,Yuffie, I should have warned you... Vincent is a VERY affectionate drunk sweatdrop I mean, he's really unpredictable when he's like this. But, without fail, he's downright hormonal for once...

Yuffie: stare *grabs a hose and attatches it to a Taquila keg*

Tifa: Uh... Yuffie?

Yuffie: *pours Taquila down Vincent's throught* DRINK, MAN! DRINK FOR OUR UNDEAD NINJA BABIES!!!

Cloud: Crap eek When did this happen?!

Cid: I always thought Hohjo sterilized 'im out of spite! ... guess not xp ...

Tifa: eek *Just standing there in shock*

*back to reality*

Cloud: You remember now stare ...

Vincent: ... CRAP eek

((Where I got the Idea from...

http://blacklillian.deviantart.com/art/My-Drunken-Valentine-39656657 ))  

[Inabikari Foxx]

Funny lol  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Garex

Ursula: (looking at herself in the mirror) mmm damn I look fiiine... I don't need no diet

Talk about vanity. LOL xd  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

Jisen Meizuki

Garex

Ursula: (looking at herself in the mirror) mmm damn I look fiiine... I don't need no diet

Talk about vanity. LOL xd

No comment on mine emo ...  

[lp753]

Axel: *Looking In A Mirror* When You Look This Good You Dont Need To Know Anything.  

[The_Violet_Insurrection]

Holy Aeris, pwned-by-twlt, but that was about as funny as Sephiroth getting the @$% beat outta him by a 7 year old girl...