corrupt a wish

[SPI -14]

Granted, but all of the pictures are wiped.

I wish GLaDOS wasn't a lying cake deceiver.  

[XxBeastmastr21xX]

Granted, but Glados doesn't do cake anymore.  

[Hakib0b]

I wish I had a wish to grant.  

[DvnT]

granted, you get to grant my wish!
i wish i was Bella Swan in the book Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer. and no one could mess it up!

(i corrupted it by giving you a question that you cant corrupt!!)  

[SPI -14]

granted, but nobody will ever read that book again.
(ha! didn't mess the book up!)

I wish I had a excellent lawyer to help me make a really incorruptible wish, and he'd do it for free or my money back.

XD  

[Taffylover]

Granted, but then your lawyer dies and you never get your money back, because the agreement said nothing about him having to keep the bargain if he died.

I wish that my ears weren't plugged up.  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Granted... now your nose is stuffed!

I wish lunch was free today  

[Taffylover]

Granted, but then for the rest of your life, you have to pay a hundred dollars a meal.

I wish my stomach wasn't hurting.  

[SPI -14]

granted, but you get a migraine instead.

I wish someone literate, frequent, and friendly would join my roleplay...  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

granted... everyone else leaves...

I wish this weekend was over....  

[Supar Ingimon]

Horrah, it's now Friday, 11:58 PM!
I wish I could kick a golf ball at Michael Douglas.  

[Christian Monroe]

wish granted, but not he's shoving one down ur throat. sorry!
I wish i never itched...  

[Doc-Bot Ratchet]

ok but you become sore!
i wish i was the Arbiter  

[Supar Ingimon]

Sweet, except you forgot to download the newest patch, and is painfully deleted, along with your soul.
I wish I could understand Shakespear.  

[Taffylover]

Granted, but then that's the only way you can talk for the rest of you life.

I wish my bf's account hadn't been hacked.....