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 Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:26 pm
police & judge sentenced him to death by firing squad on the charge of assaulting a police officer
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:01 am
the terminator comes out of nowhere and sez come wit me if you want to live so terminator takes him away Sav
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:17 am
But then the terminator gets a glitch in his system and then he shoots Jim 50 times in the chest. KILL!
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:38 am
But, Jim was clowned and he killed the clown and not the real Jim. Save mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:49 am
Jim joins the circus and gets trampled by elephants...kill
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:57 am
Luckily a magician summons a trampoline so the elephants stamp on trampolines instead. Save
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:22 pm
However, another magician removes the elephant. Kill.
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:51 pm
(I think you meant remove the trampoline, so I'll continue)
But Jim is as quick as a bullet and swiftly moves out of the way of the stampeeding elephants.
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:37 pm
He moves so quickly he doesnt see where he is going and jumps into the lions cage and gets eaten...KILL
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:26 pm
However, this particular breed of lions are vegetarians so they decide to send Jim on his way with a simple slap on the wrist... SAVE!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:22 am
but that simple slap on him is very hard for him he loses his control and falls on a bear it gets angry and kills him....... KILL
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:20 am
jim forgot he had fish nuggets in his back pocket and throws them to the bears and escape...SAVE
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:55 am
But Jim was rubbish at throwing and it landed on his feet. Kill
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:28 am
but the bears suddenly turned into a bunch of herbivores! SAVE!
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:48 am
but the bears fall on poor Jim....Kill!
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