Corrupt a Wish

[Kai Ginryu]

poof, ur not tired, but u can't go to sleep cuz ur not tired

oh i wish i was an oscar myer weiner, that is wat i truely wish to beeeeeee! for if i was an oscar myer weiner, then everyone would be in love with meeeeeee!  

[Queen of Buttsecks]

Granted. You get turned into a hot dog, sold at some random store, and get eaten.

I wish guys were the ones that get pregnant and not girls.

 

[-l-SilentChaos-l-]

*poof!* they do, but now WE have to deal with THEIR pms, etc.
i wish my stupid english project was done  

[Kai Ginryu]

poof, it's done, u turn it in a get 5 more projects twice it's size

i wish i could go inside my comp and come out the someone elses comp of my choosing.  

[Jason Kharo]

POOF you come out of a terroists computer and he kills you

I wish that i couldn't get my wish corupted mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen  

[-l-SilentChaos-l-]

*poof* nothing happens to your wish, but you get run over by a unicycle
i wish it was saturday  

[Kai Ginryu]

poof, it's saturday, which just so happens to be the day a sniper decided to take you out. have a nice day!

i wish i had ramen  

[kewlgirl0123]

Poof you get your wish. but later that night it blows up and you die.

I wish my crush would go out with me.  

[Kai Ginryu]

poof, he does. but then u find out that he's a serial killer rapist and u end up dead.

i wish i could freddy couger so i could beat his a** lol xd .  

[Petalpelt0123]

you kick his a**, but its filled with radioactive sludge that gets on you and melts your skin away.

I wish my crush would make out with me  

[Kai Ginryu]

poof, he does, but by doing so, he devours ur soul.

i wish i could teleport.  

[Queen of Buttsecks]

Granted. One day you accidentally warp 90782 years into the future and the scientists lock you up in a lab to research the past.

I wish i had a shotgun, and wouldn't get in trouble for using it.

 

[RainnDropz]

Granted. You don't get in trouble, but you die of using it.

I wish I could die but without the pain.  

[o_yuki_kitsune_o]

Granted. You have a supernaturally long life, full of misery and pain, and die of old age.
I wish I could be less bored.  

[helix_fate]

Granted. Clowns were sent to get you bored more.


I wish I'd get more and more money from my mom.