what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[Aakosir]

*screams my head off and runs out of the room*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Sure you weren't. You were spying. *looks at Zelda* should I punish him for you?  

[Princess Zelda21]

*eyes glow dark violet* Liar! I can easily see through your deception sir Apple. For heaven's sake, put out that cigar!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Like I said, shall I punish him for you?  

[applesauce600]

Spying? What I wasn't... Why, were you guys talking about something interesting?

Deception? Cigar! The indignation! It was here when I got here! I was just picking it up to put it to a tick I've had on my arm and so rid myself of the tick, but then you startled me and I threw it. *Steps on it then sees something move at the other pillar from the corner of my eye, but when I look I see nothing.*  

[Princess Zelda21]

Again you lie sir Apple! Whatever we were talking about is none of your business! What sort of punishment did you have in mind sir Roze?  

[applesauce600]

Punishment? For ridding the castle of that dastardly fire hazard of a pollutant? Preposterous! Abandon those thought immediately.  

[Princess Zelda21]

You're the one who was puffing on the cigar in the first place sir Apple!  

[applesauce600]

What? Me? That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard and I won't hear any more of it. *Jumps off the balcony.*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Ah, oh well. I can punish him later. It can be whatever you want. You do have a dungeon, right?  

[Princess Zelda21]

Yes, I do have a dungeon sir Roze.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Alright. Good to know.  

[Princess Zelda21]

So, would you mind giving me a tour of your Empire sometime sir Roze?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Sure. I could give you one tomorrow if you like. It seems to be getting a little late.  

[Princess Zelda21]

*nods* That would be fine.