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 Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:43 am
*looks at himself* ..............................
AWESOMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, but i feel pudgey
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:45 am
ok one second, I gotta go find my Chibi universe rules!
-starts running in place moving his feet extremly fast then finally the feet catch, and he zooms off leaving dust in the shape of him where he just stood.
A moment later he reappears holding a big Board of Rules
These Rules Now Apply To Everyone In This Forum!
- Cartoons must run in place for several seconds before getting anywhere.
- All exits and run-offs must leave an after image and dust cloud of the character.
- Inter-species communication happens. Don't question it.
- State of dress- or lack thereof - differs from character to character, cross applying dress codes will not work.
- Exception to 4: lack of fur is always cause for embarrassment and seen as "undressed"
- Gravity is not a rule, just one of a number of suggested options.
- Holes can become smaller or larger at will.
- Limbs that are detached will dance back to the original owner and re-join seamlessly.
- No deaths. Ever.
- Things that would kill a human (falling off a cliff, dropped an avil on head, shoved through a piano), will at most temporarily stun.
- Hallucinations are a result of being hit on the head - nothing else. And they don't last long.
- Musical instruments can incorporate a character shoved through them into part of them and still work.
- Numerous, numerous costumes are held in waiting in another dimension, easily accessible at any moment by the 'toons.
- ACME is the only supply company. They have, and will always have, a monopoly.
- All cartoons that fall in love cause a red heart to appear over their head.
- The good guy gets the girl.
- No matter how many times the bad guy gets defeated, he will never learn.
- All paintings looks completely realistic and may turn into their subject (especially train tunnels on rocks)
- A small change in costume completely disguises any character beyond recognition.
- When visited by a shoulder angel and a shoulder devil, expect them to get into a fight before the angel ultimately agrees in some manner with the devil
- running always raises a cloud of dust even if the character is indoors...
- anxiety produces drops of sweat projected outwards from the head...
- being mashed flat or pounded until you are six inches high does no real harm...
- rapid movement always produces lines in the air behind the moving part of the body...
- birds and or stars accompany a blow to the head
- if you are knocked unconscious, your eyes turn into X's
- if you talk, a giant balloon appears above your head (or perhaps a line connected to your mouth)
- if you think, this balloon shape changes into a cloud and bubbles connect to your head
- if you have a bright idea, a light bulb appears above your head
- if you are really angry, a dark plume rises from your head
- a Tasmanian devil always arrives in a whirlwind
- A dog with fingers can walk a dog with paws (Goofy and Pluto)
- mice have three fingers
- explosions only leave you with a blackened face and tattered, smouldering clothing
- other than in underground comix, no one ever poops...
- no lasting harm comes to a regular character
- all thieves used to have small black masks covering their eyes... (old time comics)
- most characters never age even though the world they make jokes about change rapidly
- owls are always wise
- all pirates have parrots and say 'arrgggg'...
- when characters fall, their feet stretch out and disappear first, then their head...
- falling Advil's never do permanent damage..
- No one dies permanently... if you do then you float up as a angel and soon return to your previous state.
- No one drips blood. No red bodily fliuds at all... under any circomstance.
- All injuries are temporary set backs that freeze you for the moment in utter dismay and shock.
- When you get shot there is a perfect hole and you can see light on the other side... sometimes you got to test to see of you are airtight so you gotta drink something.
- The laws of physics are all in your mind and don't apply until you think they do (such as not falling till you look down... or having time to tip toe back to the edge of the cliff).
- The laws of physics apply slowly an for effect... when you least expect them (just when you are getting back to the edge you fall).
-Just when you think you have beaten the laws of physics another law is applied unexpectedly and just when you express relief (just when you grab the edge of the cliff the edge crumbles under your weight and you fall anyway).
- When you get hit by an object the object reshapes your head temporarily until it pops back out again into a normal shape with no ill after effects.
- Cartoons characters won't fall after running off a cliff until they look down.
- All cartoon pirate captains must have peglegs.
- "Bad guys" are stupid.
- If a male cartoon character dresses in drag no one in the cartoon will realize even though obvious features are still showing like big rabbit buck teeth.
- A gun that has been shot can be blocked by one finger in the barrel.
- If a character is shot they just turn black with gun shot residue. They never die.
- If a character pretends to die a lily will magically appear from nowhere when they finally collapse.
- Cartoon characters can go to the moon without any training. When they get there they can breathe.
- If a cartoon gets scared their eyes can become bigger than their whole body.
- The coyote will never catches the roadrunner. The cat will never catch the mouse long enough to eat him.
- Acme products don't ever work!
- Characters will buy Acme products again and again even though they don't work.
- Characters that are being chased can run into paintings (especially trumploi.)
- Just because you run into the door on the left doesn't mean you won't be coming out of the room on the right. All doors are connected.
- If you fall off a cliff or get hit on the head with an anvil you will be alright in the next scene.
- Bad guys have a never ending supply of tiny umbrellas that neither stop them from falling nor protect them from falling objects.
- Most characters have catch phrases that they say every cartoon. "What's up doc?" "I'm only three and a half years old." "Go away son, you bother me." "Suffering succotash!" "Up, up and away!" "Rut roh!"
- No matter how well the good guy is tied up or caged he or she will always escape or get rescued.
- Cobra members can't hit the broad side of a barn. Their gun blasts never hit any GI Joes!
- Hitting a character that is stuck with a mallet never breaks them. It actually helps them get unstuck.
- Even though Bratz, Barbie, Cabbage patch kids, and Strawberry Shortcake characters come from different backgrounds and are even different genders, they all look alike especially the facial features.
- Mirages can be touched and even swam in for a little while before they disappear.
- Complicated 20 part traps always catch the hunter not the hunted. Unless you are Scooby Doo. In that case it doesn't work as planned, but it still works.
- Cartoon characters can eat an entire table worth of food. Sometimes in one bite. This is done by picking the table up and having it lean toward their mouth.
- Tweety Bird's cage is never locked so he can get out, but for some reason Sylvester can't get in.
- Inanimate objects can run away screaming if they are burnt.
- Pepe Le Pew cannot tell cats from skunks or just doesn't care. Other romantic characters have the same problem. "Ah, l'amour."
- Cartoon characters are infinity plastic. They can be flattened and stretched and shoved into boxes. They take on the shape of whatever they are shoved in.
- Bad guys always stop to gloat and tell all their plans. During this the good guy escapes.
- If a bad guy saws on a branch that a good guy is sitting on the tree will fall, but the branch will not.
-Any cartoon may carry 10 times their own weight as long as they show the weight. however no cartoon (besides Females) can pick up a daisy ever no matter how much they try.
Mega rule: All laws of gravity, physics, and social mores will bend in ANY unlikely way so that the protagonist will win, escape, and get the last word.
ReadySetGO!
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:50 am
*falls over* HOW DID YOU CARRY THAT????
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:53 am
We're cartoons Fudge! AND ANYONE WHO steps foot in my tamer pro turns cartoon.
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:54 am
Goes and Writes a new rule
-Cartoons can carry up to 10 times their weight if they show the weight, but cannot pickup even the lightest daisy no matter how hard they pull.
Because it wasn't a daisy of course!
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:14 am
(is still sleeping in my dark corner of emoness)
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:16 am
chibi's Toan went over to the Dark corner of emoness and think of what to do "hmmmmmmm" Take of Top hat and shove entire right arm into it trying to search for something "Aha!" Pulls out a giant white sheet and throws it on top of Mika. "Problem solve!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:20 am
There is no "emo" in cartoons. its all happy and laughter!
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:24 am
yeah even cartoons are never sad! Hey where do you get chibi photo's i wanna be drawn as a chibi!
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:25 am
chibi's Toan scratch his head as he tried to recall where to get the photo's "From any artist, I got mine from windy a while back."
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:36 am
((I got mine from a guy names Artificial luck. but they can get expensive. so be careful.
Maybe Komi will hookya up with one. just make an avi you really really like.))
-Zadoc runs in circles so fast his bottom became a tornado.-
look guys im like a Tasmanian Devil!
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:39 am
Uhhh...mine somebody explaining me what the heck is going on? o Ao
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:46 am
Kitty! You are now a Cartoon Chibi!
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:49 am
The Sadistic Toan chibi's Toan scratch his head as he tried to recall where to get the photo's "From any artist, I got mine from windy a while back."
And gosh, that's old.
I have the urge to redraw you again.
:E
Since it's chibie it'll be quick.
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:51 am
Im Windspirit The Sadistic Toan chibi's Toan scratch his head as he tried to recall where to get the photo's "From any artist, I got mine from windy a while back."
And gosh, that's old.
I have the urge to redraw you again.
:E
Since it's chibie it'll be quick.
Do it windy do it!
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