Illiterate/Completely Random Roleplay Rules

[Methodless Madness]

Zanna grimaced and nodded. "Something like that." she said, wincing.  

[tsubakino]

PEANUT BUTTTER!!! *tackles kamichima*  

[Methodless Madness]

Zanna growled and stabbed Tsubaki with her pen. "I told you! DON'T CALL ME KAMICHAMA!" she screamed.  

[tsubakino]

kk scary lady can i hav peanut butter before i die of ink poisoning?  

[Methodless Madness]

Zanna pushed him off her, glared at him, pulled the pen out of his back. "Here's your freaking peanut butter." she scowled and threw a huge can of peanut butter flavor jelly beans at him.  

[tsubakino]

yay peanut butter *faints (not dies) of ink poisoning  

[Methodless Madness]

Zanna observed the boy faint, taped her pen on his face, and resumed writing down the recipe.  

[tsubakino]

*wakes up, spits out ink (somehow xp ) and eats peanut butter jelly beans* hmmm... zanna the crazy lady do u hav any jelly, jelly beans? ohh yeah since i'm finished cosplaying as a bounty hunter... whos squirrel is this?*takes out squirrel*  

[Methodless Madness]

"Yes, we have no bananas! Sorry, what was that?" she asked.  

[tsubakino]

oh i asked for jelly jelly beans, and do u know who's pet squirrel this is? *picks up squirrel*  

[Methodless Madness]

"Okay. Here. No, I don't know who's squirlelel that is." she said, tossing another huge jar of jelly beans at him.  

[tsubakino]

okay if i let it go it should find it's owner *lets the squirrel go and eats all the jelly beans terifingly fast* do u hav any juice??  

[Methodless Madness]

Zanna watched him scarf down the candy. "Check the fridge." she said, raising her eyebrows.