Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[I M SauCee]

power to eat cheesesteak  

[captain shipper]

You have the Power to Grow wings so u can fly with the doves xP  

[BlueNeko13]

the power to turn into a aardvark  

[333sama333]

Power to turn into a gay, dead, unicorn, made of carrots.  

[BlueNeko13]

the power to turn into a dead, uncool potato  

[333sama333]

The power to turn into a non anime-lover, serious, creepy, ............................. pencil.  

[darkhunter5445]

power to make people laugh even though it is a sick joke  

[BlueNeko13]

the power to where underwhere made of clouds  

[333sama333]

Power to turn into a fan.  

[Yreduasp]

Power to walk backwards while sucking on a lollipop  

[333sama333]

Power to spell everything correctly.  

[ThNinja]

Da powah to understand animals...  

[BlueNeko13]

the power fly while balancing 1000000000 aardvarks on their head  

[thebluestchu]

the power to bite peoples heads off. yummers =D  

[333sama333]

Power to some how fly while staying on the ground.