Magical Soda Machine

[Nei1]

Gets a remainder.

Inserts a slug. (not the critter)  

[Daltana]

Gets: A black eye

Inserts: A pangalactic gargle blaster  

[Johnny Paranoid]

gets immediately hung-over.

inserts towel  

[President Kristian Fry]

Gets dryed.

Inserts a shower.  

[Skyblue16]

Gets: soap suds
Inserts: A pink cat  

[Lynette_Tigerkitten]

Gets a litter of rainbow kittens

inserts a hair  

[Skyblue16]

Gets: A wig
Inserts A 16 wheeler  

[Daltana]

Gets: run over ALOT!!!!!

Inserts: a speeding train  

[babyshinobi]

Gets: the great train robbery
Inserts: Historical events  

[Daltana]

Gets: a team of pale historians

Inserts: a crew making history  

[Nei1]

Gets History Channel International.
Inserts a dictator.  

[Daltana]

Gets: a phallus shaped potato

Inserts: a large order of french fries  

[Exor Omega]

Gets: A large order of french fries (Guess it's on a diet...)

Inserts: Magical Soda Machine  

[Daltana]

Gets: a large number of crazy items and a little gold

Inserts: a quarter  

[Nadeau]

Gets 25 gold.

Inserts Green Ink