The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[Azure Alexea]

Granted, you now have the insight to easily corrupt any wish no matter how obscure or selfless it is, however your so good at it, you become obsessed actively trying to make people's wishes a corrupted reality. Eventually your found wandering the streets with a bloody knife in your hand muddering something about bringing world peace by killing everyone.
I wish knowing what to wish for was easier smile  

[MotherMoo]

Your wish is granted and now you never have any problem what so ever knowing what to wish for.... However, now you can't think of any way to corrupt any wishes (which is really the fun part of this forum anyway)...Every time you try to corrupt a wish, it turns out for the better!! Your head starts spinning and thoughts wind up spiraling out of control and you end up tee-totally confused.

I wish Zeus would get in here so we can hang Az again lol  

[wiccan j]

Granted ~ Zeus is now all up in there and hangs azred everyday. Azred is forced to live his hanging over and over and over again. He will never get to the afterlife and you can never mourn his death.

I wish gaia would fix whatever the hell is going on with their defunked system!!! evil  

[Dark-Blue Zeus]

Granted. they fix the system but everything else is messed up because of it erasing all of your items and reducing you to a naked avi.

I wish It wasn't so boring today.  

[wiccan j]

Granted ~ today is the most exciting day of your life. Everyone is calling you, stopping by to hang out, wants to give you money, take you out on the town....enjoy this day because the rest of your days on earth will be lonely and twice as boring.

I wish my bathroom was done being remodeled!!  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted, the workmen cheerily come and tell you there all finished and toddle off. Happily you stroll into your new bathroom only to discover that they used completely wrong plans and now your bathroom has been finished in pink plaid tiles and khaki stucco xp The shower leaks the taps are rusting and they forgot to get a permit for all there work. Time to call Mike Holmes. lol

I wish I could find the perfect costume  

[Nei1]

Granted, however try as you might you can never take it off. Soon it becomes out of style and you will then be laugh at.

I wish the snow was not as deep as it was.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted it is no longer as deep as it was becouse it has been frozen solid and is now clasified as ice!! There is no hope of a thaw either for the next two months becouse the earth has shifted orbit and you are now more northerly than before!!

I wish I didnt have a headache  

[wiccan j]

Granted~your headache magically disipates but a new pain crops up everywhere!! You now have a toothache, backache, leg aches, finger aches...making it diffficult to type, stomachache...you are just a walking bag of medical discomfort classified as A HOT MESS!!

I wish that I was closer to the person I so desire  

[BlackCatt73]

Granted, but you weren't picturing being in the much colder Siberian peninsula! Now, you've become a wiccan-sicle!

I wish for someone to be safe again!  

[Azure Alexea]

Granted, but since you didn't specify who the person who is now safe is a really really evil person who was on death role and is now out terrorizing people again and leaving a trail of bodies in their wake
I wish I had invented google and owned the patent for it  

[-Stumblefoot-]

LOL!! I used that seanario in a corruption a few months ago!!!

Your wish is granted!! But in this new altered reality google is heald responcible for all the sites it hosts that are immoral and corrupt!! You are forced to pay compensation to every internet user that picks up a virus and forced to go through every single site in the WWW Looking for illegal pornography!! HELL INDEED!!! rofl

I wish I had a nice rosy red apple  

[Aurixisk]

Granted but it is poisoned

I wish I had a new game for my computer.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted! You arive home from work to discover that your computer is beening used as a make shift table for your kids to play warhammer on. Lead figures cover it and the game has just started and they are still measuring the ditances for the armies catapults! Yhis battle could last for days and its happening on your computer!! Lucky you!!

I wish I could predict the winning team in every sporting advent with a book running on it  

[Azure Alexea]

(great minds think alike wink )
Granted, but now everyone else can predict it too, thus leaving no reason to continue playing. All sports globally die.
I wish the wolf would stop eatting me =/