Ruin My Wish game

[Eisenkrieger]

didnt i already solve this when i edited the one where you two died by way of sledge-ing?
wish my fellow stage crew members wouldnt do awful things to me when i fell/fall asleep
(note to self, drink coffee during next play...)  

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

granted, now the stage directors do

i wish that it was night all the time  

[Eisenkrieger]

same. i find i see better at night than most people.

wish i could drive so that i could be gon' to GENJI'S japanese steakhouse for lunch evey day. BEST DAMN MEAL IVE HAD IN 15 YEARS OF EXISTANCE!!!  

[littlestumpy]

granted but u get pulled over for driving a stolen tank HOW DID U GET THAT ANYWAY?
i wish that cecil could transform into anything i asked him to  

[Eisenkrieger]

i 'jacked it. mine now bithces. get.at.me.
but it is never as strong as the original, so your plane crashes and burns because of him.
wish andrew and pete didnt have the capability to destroy toilets just by using them.(i swear to god, theve ((combined)) caused maybe $1200 worth of toilet damage at our highschool. good god keep them away from Chipotle!)  

[littlestumpy]

granted but now they learned the italian food makes them fart and now everyone has to were a gas mask around school
i wish our school didnt block sites like myspace and facebook  

[Eisenkrieger]

same. and they dont even need italian food or whatever, they each already can kill a man with just plain ones, but god have mercy, should they start to compete, run from the room.
wish this year rirn suck so bad...  

[Knoxlysia X]

granted. now it sucks worse.

i wish i had a mega orgy of me and only girls.  

[A Bad Wolf]

Granted, but not only did you not find any of them attractive, but they all were carrying diseases. Later that night, while you were sleeping, they stole your wallet full of money, your credit card, and social security information. Tough luck bro.

I wish I knew what to wish for. =/  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Granted you finally thought of something to wish for...but it was a crappy wish, now all the fairy godmothers are laughing at you.
That's sad man.



I wish I could play German dodge-ball.

 

[Eisenkrieger]

granted, but the other team brings out their secret weapon; Big Helga.
you die a slow and painful death.

i wish i would get a Leatherman Wave® for Xmas. damn 'dats a purdy knife.  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

granted but you're in violation of your paroll and they take the knife and put you back in jail.

I wish I were god!!!!!! (lol no need to wish I already am)  

[the_hamster]

granted but no one can look at you because of the holy aura eminating from your persona they die instantly. sad day.

I wish i it was warmer than 30 degrees out side brrrr.  

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

granted, it is now 30.1 outside

i wish for the perfect wish  

[Colm47]

Granted and for 30 glorious seconds your life is perfect, then you die

I wish i was a kitty!