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Should I give this thread a name?
Yes... and I've posted my suggestion on the last page.
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No... If it ain't broke... blah blah blah
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Total Votes : 250


Lil-Jo
Crew

PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:31 pm
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be
bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back in to bed.

There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is
terrible.'

My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, 'Can you believe my
stupid husband is out fishing in that s**t?'

I still don't know if she was joking.
 
PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:41 pm
humboldt redrum
You know, I don't see anything wrong with filia nox's post, except the defeatism, which I can easily forgive, as I'm not a big fan of the "Everything for the Win" philosophy.
rofl  

Harbone
Crew


Areashine

Interesting Lunatic

PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:27 pm
Hmmm...The Shining is on tonight....  
PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 8:43 pm
Vengence of Areashine
Hmmm...The Shining is on tonight....

Well, Shining is needed, but not on TV...  

Lil-Jo
Crew


Suede_Shoes

PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:58 pm
I just farkled!  
PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:03 pm
-headdesk-  

freaxy
Crew


Filia_Nox_Noctis

PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:24 pm
gonk I know the feeling, just try to avoid the -headbrickwall- thing, it really hurts gonk  
PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:54 pm
think I'd have to go all the way outside to do that one confused  

freaxy
Crew


Lil-Jo
Crew

PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:01 pm
fr34x0r
think I'd have to go all the way outside to do that one confused

Going outside is against his religion... too much sunshine and fresh air...  
PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:39 pm
that's right, no cancer for me  

freaxy
Crew


Aurixisk

PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:03 am
LOL btw you should also avoid -headdoorknob- i did that at 6 years old and it gave me my second horn  
PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:05 pm
Aurixisk
LOL btw you should also avoid -headdoorknob- i did that at 6 years old and it gave me my second horn

The movie "Little Monsters" comes to mind... but it was not a head bump that caused the horns.  

Lil-Jo
Crew


Harbone
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:04 am
What happened to typing FAIL? We can't expect people to get it if it's just on one page.

And it's funnier.
ninja  
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:26 pm
Lil-Jo
Aurixisk
LOL btw you should also avoid -headdoorknob- i did that at 6 years old and it gave me my second horn

The movie "Little Monsters" comes to mind... but it was not a head bump that caused the horns.



I did that -headdoorknob- thing when I was 7. Now I have a scar on my forehead... They told me I got in the car crash that killed my parents... all I can remember is some weird green light... emo  

Malheureux
Crew

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