Things You've Never Hear From KH Characters.

[Jisen Meizuki]

Riku: *sees Sora trying to climb up a tree* eek OMG, Sora's humping!!!  

[beehive130]

Axel: *minding his own buisness*
Roxas: *him too*
rabid fangirl (yes they foam at teh mouth): *sees them*.....BONZAI!!! *steals their shirts*
Akuroku: WTF.....
Axel: *dizzy* what just happened?
Roxas: eek
Axel: What?
Roxas: eek
Axel: *sees teh fact Roxas is shirtless* oh s**t *sees he's shirtless too*
Roxas: *nosebleed*
Rabid fangirl #2: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *rips off their pants and runs away with them*
Axel: I need to file a restrainign order. BAD.
Roxas: uh huh..... *looks away in complete wide eyed daze*
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fangirls: think they'll make out now?
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Axel: Tequila..... needs LOTS OF TEQUILA.
Roxas: ......  

[suu-san]

Saix: you silly goose! :3

I had a dream where Saix said that...scared me crapless it did gonk  

[Jisen Meizuki]

suu-san

Saix: you silly goose! :3

I had a dream where Saix said that...scared me crapless it did gonk

I would do the same thing too. sweatdrop  

[Alixraen]

Xemnas, Xaldin, Luxord, and Axel randomly decide to start up a barbershop quartet....

Xemnas, Luxord, and Axel: "Under the boardwalk, boardwalk!"
Xaldin: *singing bass* "Ba doop a boop uh huh"  

[ShadowXeno]

Axel:i love u,u love me  

[suu-san]

Xemnas: in the conclution of this meeting, i would like to show you the new weapon of the Organization....something so terrifiying, i almost convinced myself that i was scared

everyone: o.o *looks at black sheet that randomly appears*

Xemnas: meet....*pulls sheet* THE BOOBAH!!

everyone: gonk

demyx:gaaahhh! *falls out of chair*  

[Jisen Meizuki]

suu-san

Xemnas: in the conclution of this meeting, i would like to show you the new weapon of the Organization....something so terrifiying, i almost convinced myself that i was scared

everyone: o.o *looks at black sheet that randomly appears*

Xemnas: meet....*pulls sheet* THE BOOBAH!!

everyone: gonk

demyx:gaaahhh! *falls out of chair*

You're right. That is scary. sweatdrop  

[mokuzai]

riku:to be honest... i was jelous of you, i want to live life the way you do, just following my heart.
sora: you dumbass!  

[mr-aryan-coconut]

minty fresh
thats all i have to say xigbar  

[Jisen Meizuki]

demyxtheyoung

minty fresh
thats all i have to say xigbar

I see that you've read psycrowe's comics.  

[minaflower71]

Kixcerd

(This is how to order pizza, ORGANIZATION STYLE!!!)

-Xemnas picks up the phone-
Xemnas: Hello? Yes I would like to place an order
Axel: How about peppers?
Roxas: Please, let's get some salt on it
Xaldin: The hell? Salt?
Roxas: Sea salt ice-cream you idoit
Demyx: Yum!
Larxene: Let's just step all over it
Zexion: Yes, let's make it cry....
Demyx: It's not alive you idiot
Larxene: Your so gay
Demyx: Your such a b***h
Marluxia: Stop fight, let's have a rose
Axel: On the Pizza?
Marluxia: Hell no, I just want it to look pretty
Leaxeus: PIZA R YUMY!! ME LIKE PIZA!!
Axel: In words we can understand
Roxas: How about some ancovies? (Spelling sucks, fish)
Demyx: NO FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD!!!
Luxord: How about we put a bet on it?
Axel: Who's it we do?
Xigbar: Arg, I'm confused!
Xemans: Did you get that?
Pizza Guy: Yea, one pizza with red peppers, Sea Salt, Footprints, a rainbow, a female dog, a rose, a dictionary, ancovies, the shark Bruce of Finding Nemo, some cards,, sperm, and some rum.

(This might be hard to understand XD)

(I love that! Wooh! You guys are doing great!)  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Axel: Alright!! *raises hand* Gimme five, Xiggy!!!
Xigbar:*throws Lexaeus at Axel* pirate
Axel: scream Dammit, I meant a hand five!!! Not Number Five!!!  

[NaxreXIV]

Sora: Aaah! I gotta go to the bathroom! *looks at his many zippers* ...Which one is it?!  

[Autumnk14]

Keyblade Ninja

Sora: yo momma
Axel: yo face
Sora: yo boyfriend
everyone: lmao rofl
Axel:....yea? what about him?
everyone: ....oh @#$% he's serious...

Hahaha! rofl