Jaffar's Wish Making Corruption

[AznSpadez]

Granted, except you won't know how to drive it...

I wish for Jafar to be3 feet down in a hole.  

[kaiser321]

granted but you have to be entrapped with him as his sex slave twisted
i wish that ryed would get a cupcake! xp  

[x- Ryed Raevin -x]

Granted, but I'm alergic to the flavour.

I wish my enemies get a poisoned meal for dinner.  

[Xaras Cullen]

Granted but the poison doesn't affect them. I wish sacrifice141 would die a slow and painful death.  

[x- Ryed Raevin -x]

Granted but... but... Damn! I can't corrupt that wish. xP

I wish I can watch him while he dies.

 

[Immortalcrystal95]

Granted, but the whole entire scene is censored.
I wish for... my library to get more books?  

[Xaras Cullen]

Granted but they're all about human anatomy and physiology and you get bored to death while reading them. I wish I had all of the Rammstein cds. I have no idea what they're saying... But they sound good. xd  

[x- Ryed Raevin -x]

Xaras

Granted but they're all about human anatomy and physiology and you get bored to death while reading them. I wish I had all of the Rammstein cds. I have no idea what they're saying... But they sound good. xd

Granted, but they have scratches all over it so you can only hear the first five seconds of every song.

I wish... nothing can stop when I'm on a killing spree.

 

[Xaras Cullen]

eek Granted but you can't kill me. I like my life far too much.
I wish I looked like Rinoa from Final Fantasy 8.  

[x- Ryed Raevin -x]

Granted, but you kill yourself because of all the Squall cosplayers.

I wish I looked like Ryed.

 

[Xaras Cullen]

Granted but you're tackled by thousands of fangirls and you kill yourself. I wish I could go on an epic Kingdom Hearts adventure for real instead of roleplaying about one.  

[x- Ryed Raevin -x]

Granted, but you lose your heart to a group of Heartless five minutes after you leave a safe zone.

I wish I was better at magic.

 

[Xaras Cullen]

(Even losing my heart to the Heartless is more interesting than real life)
Granted but now your physical attacks FAIL. I wish my aim (with a rifle) was better.  

[x- Ryed Raevin -x]

Xaras

(Even losing my heart to the Heartless is more interesting than real life)
Granted but now your physical attacks FAIL. I wish my aim (with a rifle) was better.

My physical attacks already fail. =D
Granted, but all your targets will disappear before you can hit them.

I wish I could control multiple elements. (Currently I know 1 wind spell. sweatdrop )

And the music lingered in his ears while the massacre continued.

 

[Xaras Cullen]

Granted but they have no effect on your enemies. I wish I was watching "Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street" right now.