corrupt a wish

[Pyroven]

GRANTED but the hacker hacked your account instead.

I wish i could get more gold.  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Granted, everything you wanted has now increased double in amount

I wish I had Oculus Magica  

[Taffylover]

Granted, but then you get hacked and you lose it.

I wish it would snow...  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Granted, but you get the flu from it

I wish I had another bottle of hair dye right now  

[XxBeastmastr21xX]

Granted, but the bottle of hair dye has expired and is now a bottle of water and deadly chemicals.
I wish I could read minds...  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, but you get an anurism.
I wish I could read english!  

[SPI -14]

granted, but you can only speak German.

I wish I was able to apply myself at college and get better grades...  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Granted, too bad you waited too long to have any hope of bringing up your grade enough to pass

I wish the elevator at school wasn't broken  

[SPI -14]

granted, but now it's being replaced.

I wish I could smite my enemies with no repercussions.  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Granted... Now you're bored to death....

I wish he truely cared...  

[SPI -14]

granted, but you don't anymore!

I wish I had a S.W.A.T helmet for my avi and not get hacked...  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, but then you got Super HepacAIDScermidiaiberosious A-thrax Squared, and died a painfull death, then your account was stolen.
I wish I could release that disease upon the world!  

[SPI -14]

Granted, but you are the only one not immune.

I wish I had infinite knowledge and the ability to contain and utilize it!  

[Taffylover]

Granted, but then someone shoots you for annoying them to death about it.

((meh wish about snow came true!!!)
I wish we do good in the ss fair next week.  

[SPI -14]

granted, but only you showed up.

I wish the aliens would leave me alone...