Corrupt a Wish

[The Mana Warrior]

granted, but then ur mom gave u all the money she had and u have no clue what to do with it.

I wish I had a flame sword!  

[InvaderZimHads]

KAZOW! u get it but ur flame sword is TOO flamey and u catch on fire.

I wish i got richer than donald trump!  

[InvaderZimHads]

BAM! u did, but it is a gift certificate for Zamzows, so u can only spend it there.

i wish i wasn't a dork  

[helix_fate]

Pfft. zzt. Bham, you became cool....

But too cool that you got all tumbled down by dorks and all sorts of people.


I wish Neji was with me real and alive.  

[xneosanderz]

KABOOM! neji appears and is with u but he keeps on attacking u and uses u as a practice for his "ninja fights"

i wish i had all the items on gaia  

[The Mana Warrior]

granted, but then many people dont stop bothering u for items.

I wish that I knew how to make alot of gold on gaia  

[Squishy Havock]

Granted but as soon as the gold comes pouring in so do beggars and soon you were forced to buy an extremely expensive but safe vault made of aluminum you spent half of your gold but it was safe but the next day a gigantic wave of iron oxide came and turned the aluminum vault into thermite and exploded. with all your gold and you were hospitalized then the doctor gave you your bill 1,000,000,000 gold.


I wish i can control not just stop but control time.  

[helix_fate]

Shiing. You can CONTROL time but then controlling it costs you a year striped from your remaining life.


I wish I can be a mangaka like kishimoto and make an awesome anime.  

[Squishy Havock]

granted and you became famous then the anime caught the eyes of aliens and the ailens enslaved you to make them anime for free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I wish to be like sasori in naruto Shippuden.  

[Dragionic]

Bam! You end up like Sasori but every member of your groups has hot monkey sex with your plastic body on a daily basis.

I wish I had a bathroom I could play baseball in.  

[helix_fate]

Wham. You've gotta bathroom so wide that you're pretty free to play baseball in it that made the whole entire people on earth envious and started bugging you just to buy that bathroom.


I wish to be an unknown being able to control anything and have all I want without me noticing that power.  

[Kai Ginryu]

poof, u have everything you want, but when u open te closet door it all falls on you and crushes the life out of you.

i wish my left eye were gone...(plz don't grow back)  

[Kyokuzu-Okami]

Granted, but then you get an infection through your empty socket that gives you a brain tumor. You get it removed, but develop a hemorrhage and die anyway. -shrug-

I wish people on Gaia wouldn't ignore me so much.

 

[Rorick_Kintana]

Poof! Everyones sends hate mail to you and is harrasing you day and night.

I wish for some out of date cheese. XD  

[Squishy Havock]

the cheese you got was so old that it mutated and ate you.

i wish to be like rapahel in Soulcalibur