What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 8 (1-12)
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Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 10:36 pm
Felinophile carefully picks out another hard droid ninja felin 250 droid 250 The droid assesses the woman's age and chooses an appropriate distraction. He disguises himself as Elvis and disguises his electrostaff as a microphone stand. He begins gyrating and singing while swinging his microphone stand around toward her head. ♪ Well since my baby left me.. ♫Felinophile = 250 Droid = 250
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 5 (1-12)
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Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 10:39 pm
Felinophile it takes a while to learn his techniques stare The droid twirls the microphone stand like a helicopter, faster and faster until it becomes a whirling blade of death. ♪ Ah found a new place to dwell.. ♫Felinophile = 250 Droid = 250
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-8)
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Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 10:41 pm
Purtie Darth Daddicus The droid looks down at its lack of knees and then back up at the woman. The droid decides he is spending way too much thought on this particular opponent and slashes at her knees.Purtie = 140 Droid = 195 scream You hit my hair! The droid recoils from the powerful scream of the woman and slashes at her face from a distance.Purtie = 140 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-8)
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Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 10:44 pm
Purtie scream No one touches the hair! Purtie = 140 droid = 140 The droid pulls out a bottle of Nair® and squirts it at the screaming woman's head.Purtie = 85 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 10:46 pm
Purtie scream You will suffer! Purtie = 140 droid = 85 The droid wonders about the effectiveness of his attacks on the woman's other body hair and decides to experiment by sticking his lightsaber up the woman's nose.Purtie = 30 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 9 (1-12)
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Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 10:48 pm
gowie2 gaia_star It seems you have the upper hand, but not for long. Hit!My Current HP: 90Droid's HP: 170 - 80 = 90 The droid exclaims, "At least I have a hand!" He then tries to flatten the creature with said hand.gowie2 = 90 Droid = 10
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-12)
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Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 10:50 pm
gowie2 gaia_star gaia_star At least I still have this flamethrower! twisted Hit!My Current HP: 90Droid's HP: 90 - 80 = 10 The droid ponders how in the world the creature was able to use such a device without the aid of opposable thumbs. He then throws down an electrical net on the creature.gowie2 = 90 Droid = 10
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-12)
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Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 10:52 pm
gowie2 gaia_star gaia_star gaia_star The children will listen to anyone, so I asked them to "play" with the droid instead. The droid tells the children that gowie2 has a creamy, marshmallowy center surrounded by rich milk chocolate.gowie2 = 90 Droid = 10
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 10:56 pm
Nia Phoenix Nia Phoenix = 100 Droid = 130 Her mind overcome with visions of High School Musical, she launches into a song and dance routine....the high pitch of her voice shatters the windows and perhaps....the droids circuits..... The droid replays the most embarrassing moment from the girl's youth on his holoprojector attempting to distract her for a moment.Nia Phoenix = 70 Droid = 70
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 10:57 pm
Nia Phoenix Nia Phoenix = 100 Droid = 130 starting to come out of it, she uses her lightsaber as a cane for her routine and suddenly lunges at the droid with it Nia Phoenix = 100 Droid = 100 The droid clamps down on the girl's dancing legs and pulls up.Nia Phoenix = 40 Droid = 70
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 10:58 pm
Nia Phoenix Nia Phoenix = 100 Droid = 100 she swings her blade again slashing downward on the droid Nia Phoenix = 100 Droid = 70 The droid begins the first incision of his human dissection where the neck-bone connects to the breastplate.Nia Phoenix = 10 Droid = 70
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floralsnow rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 11 (1-12)
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Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:56 am
HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 80HP
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floralsnow rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 12 (1-12)
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Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:58 am
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floralsnow rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-12)
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Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 9:00 am
confused
floralsnow: 250 Droid: 90
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sachara rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 2:09 pm
Darth Daddicus sachara sachara: 160 droid: 130 - 30 = 100 WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE 1's????? The droid stabs at the girl's legs with a screwdriver. sachara = 100 Droid = 100 Okay~~lay off the clouds~~I had to change you destroyed my outfit~~ eek
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