Battle Training Room

[Darth Daddicus]

Felinophile

carefully picks out another hard droid ninja

felin 250
droid 250

The droid assesses the woman's age and chooses an appropriate distraction. He disguises himself as Elvis and disguises his electrostaff as a microphone stand. He begins gyrating and singing while swinging his microphone stand around toward her head. ♪ Well since my baby left me.. ♫

Felinophile = 250
Droid = 250  

[Darth Daddicus]

Felinophile

it takes a while to learn his techniques stare

The droid twirls the microphone stand like a helicopter, faster and faster until it becomes a whirling blade of death. ♪ Ah found a new place to dwell.. ♫

Felinophile = 250
Droid = 250  

[Darth Daddicus]

Purtie

Darth Daddicus

The droid looks down at its lack of knees and then back up at the woman. The droid decides he is spending way too much thought on this particular opponent and slashes at her knees.

Purtie = 140
Droid = 195

scream You hit my hair!

The droid recoils from the powerful scream of the woman and slashes at her face from a distance.

Purtie = 140
Droid = 85  

[Darth Daddicus]

Purtie

scream No one touches the hair!

Purtie = 140
droid = 140

The droid pulls out a bottle of Nair® and squirts it at the screaming woman's head.

Purtie = 85
Droid = 85  

[Darth Daddicus]

Purtie

scream You will suffer!

Purtie = 140
droid = 85

The droid wonders about the effectiveness of his attacks on the woman's other body hair and decides to experiment by sticking his lightsaber up the woman's nose.

Purtie = 30
Droid = 85  

[Darth Daddicus]

gowie2

gaia_star It seems you have the upper hand, but not for long.

Hit!

My Current HP: 90

Droid's HP: 170 - 80 = 90

The droid exclaims, "At least I have a hand!" He then tries to flatten the creature with said hand.

gowie2 = 90
Droid = 10  

[Darth Daddicus]

gowie2

gaia_star gaia_star At least I still have this flamethrower! twisted

Hit!

My Current HP: 90

Droid's HP: 90 - 80 = 10

The droid ponders how in the world the creature was able to use such a device without the aid of opposable thumbs. He then throws down an electrical net on the creature.

gowie2 = 90
Droid = 10  

[Darth Daddicus]

gowie2

gaia_star gaia_star gaia_star The children will listen to anyone, so I asked them to "play" with the droid instead.

The droid tells the children that gowie2 has a creamy, marshmallowy center surrounded by rich milk chocolate.

gowie2 = 90
Droid = 10  

[Darth Daddicus]

Nia Phoenix

Nia Phoenix = 100
Droid = 130

Her mind overcome with visions of High School Musical, she launches into a song and dance routine....the high pitch of her voice shatters the windows and perhaps....the droids circuits.....

The droid replays the most embarrassing moment from the girl's youth on his holoprojector attempting to distract her for a moment.

Nia Phoenix = 70
Droid = 70  

[Darth Daddicus]

Nia Phoenix

Nia Phoenix = 100
Droid = 130

starting to come out of it, she uses her lightsaber as a cane for her routine and suddenly lunges at the droid with it

Nia Phoenix = 100
Droid = 100

The droid clamps down on the girl's dancing legs and pulls up.

Nia Phoenix = 40
Droid = 70  

[Darth Daddicus]

Nia Phoenix

Nia Phoenix = 100
Droid = 100

she swings her blade again slashing downward on the droid

Nia Phoenix = 100
Droid = 70

The droid begins the first incision of his human dissection where the neck-bone connects to the breastplate.

Nia Phoenix = 10
Droid = 70  

[floralsnow]

HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 80HP  

[floralsnow]

neutral  

[floralsnow]

confused

floralsnow: 250
Droid: 90  

[sachara]

Darth Daddicus

sachara

sachara: 160
droid: 130 - 30 = 100

WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE 1's?????

The droid stabs at the girl's legs with a screwdriver.

sachara = 100
Droid = 100

Okay~~lay off the clouds~~I had to change you destroyed my outfit~~ eek