"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[N K Cake]

Because, the grunny said so, yup.

Why should I say I love you?  

[ItsStillSuppie]

BEcause im hawt. xd
WHy havent i been on fer 5 days? gonk  

[N K Cake]

You were too busy exploring your own body.
((this answer was brought by a thread in the life thing sections))

So may I love you?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Yes you may xd

Why are grunnies fuzzy and green?  

[-xFraGz-]

cause thats what the pixels colored them

why is this thread still going?  

[sHiRo_ChAn_10]

Well the mechanical section of your brain is automatically clicking onto the thread and voila you answer and thus the thread goes on.

What causes flowers to bloom?  

[MrsFail]

The power of the music!

Why do candles have a smell!?  

[N K Cake]

The smell of the maker attached to it.

Yay so I love DancingCherryBerry now right?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

No. Say it to a wall xd

Why is N-Kun13 scaring me in a good way?  

[CR Crimson Tide]

Because elvis died eatting a taco

Why is the cookie monster blue?  

[Areashine]

Because it was a hair dying experiment gone wrong.

Why is it so sunny?  

[GetsuKage LTT]

Because the clouds were too lazy to come out.

why am i so sore  

[Ohmi-Jeebus]

Because you lifted up a feather.

Why does my phone suck?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because it went overload!

Why do I have two house phones in one room?  

[Loki god of BS]

because five kiki kitties stole the third.
how many strawberries can fit in a wallet?