The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[killafrog]

granted but then maggets and cannibal came to eat your face off

i wish for a peace loving bunny that wouldnt do harm  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Granted but then a fox eats it.

I wish I had a group to play D&D with.  

[MotherMoo]

Granted, but your the only one who know who to play...


I wish for a good day at work today  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted. You hardly have to lift a finger yet still reach all your employers expectations! However tomorrow you have two work three times as hard as a normal day and everything falls apart around you!! Its not your fault but every one blames you and you have to work like a soldier every day for the rest of the year to rebuild the company!!

I wish I had more drive in me today! (I feel so lazy)  

[wiccan j]

Granted~ your drive is so great that you have run laps around Nascar and you don't even win the Stanley Cup!

I wish someone hadn't forgotten their key sad  

[MotherMoo]

Granted someone didn't forget their key, however the key is broken and bent all out of shape and is no use to anyone..

I wish Az get his bunny butt in here lol  

[killafrog]

granted but then his internet service gave out

i wish gaia was bug, virus free and never shut down due to malfuction  

[Azure Alexea]

(Me too)
Granted, Gaia is now so simplistic that it never has any problems at all. Graphics are reduced to early 90's style and most items can't exist but hey it's bug free and easy to manage.
I wish I knew if Zeus was ok sad  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted *poof* Zeus now stands before you in your home in perfect condition, unfortunately he won't leave. Your new house guest takes all the hot water and keeps leaving the seat up. (what's wrong with Zeus? ) sad

I wish I could find a good new anime to watch  

[Azure Alexea]

(He's got an ulcer and has been really distant, also he gave up the role of mod on rd sad ) Granted, you settle in to watch the most amazing anime ever created. It's new and exciting and you love it so much that you never ever want to stop watching. You eventually become the worlds heaviest person and can no longer leave your chair.
I wish I had a really great cook to make all my meals for me  

[killafrog]

granted that she cooks so good you didnt know she is posioning you in her cooking

wishes to have the game mario kart  

[Azure Alexea]

granted, but now you don't have the system to play it on sad
I wish cats lived as long as we do  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted. But in doing so they gain grater intelligence and soon learn how to manipulate there owners in to being there slaves

I wish I had worn a more comfortable pair of shoes last night and not got a blister on my foot  

[MotherMoo]

granted: Your shoes are the most comfortable in the world... they never give you blisters!! In fact they are so comfortable that you never take them off, and they start growing to your feet. Your toes nails get so long that they curl around the inside of your shoes resulting in an effect such as a wild boar looks, with their tusks curling up inside their heads... so sorry darth, those comfortable shoes wind up having to be removed by surgery and your toe nails removed and then they never grow back....


wow that was a long one lol

I wish I had no more worries about money...  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted!! You loose all your money on a bad tip!! Now you have none to worry about at all!!

I wish hadnt spent so much money clubbing last night