Ruin My Wish game

[Princess Zelda21]

Granted, but then all the dogs chase you around town.

I wish to start a family one day. *sighs dreamily*  

[CabinFeverKitty]

Wish Granted, you start a family, albeit with a murderous controlling psychopath

I wish that the idea of "republics" didn't exist  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

granted now I'm dictator.

I wish to not wish.  

[littlestumpy]

your wish is granted but at the same time not granted and u basically get nothing out of the deal so ha!
i wish for death to become my best friend and kill all my enemies  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Granted! But you are never able to score with the ladies because since Death is now your wing man they are just too freaked out but the whole "I have no bodily tissue...oh and if I touch you, you die"



I wish for powdered doughnuts!

 

[littlestumpy]

granted but these powedered donuts you cant eat becasue they eat u!!! hahahahahahah pirate rofl
i wish for megan fox to be my girlfriend and to never leave me or cheat on me  

[the_hamster]

granted but shes surprisingly dull and not as hot as she is in the movies

i wish i had a super power...  

[Life Hath Immortality]

Granted, but your power is super smelliness, so nobody wants to be near you.

I wish that I had more wishes!  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Granted...but now you don't know what to wish for.



I wish for mochi covered strawberries!

 

[JTN]

Granted... They are randomly served to you at high velocities in your sleep. whee


I wish I had the guy who developed the WinCodecPro malware trapped in a body-mangling contraption a-la the Saw movies...  

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

Granted, but he escapes and creates a virus that destroys any computer or electronical device you use... was it worth it?

I wish that the weird noises in my room would stop and i would stop seeing a creepy girl out of the corner of my eye!!!! and no, i have not watched the ghost movie  

[CabinFeverKitty]

Granted, instead of a creepy girl, you see a creeper chthonian monstrosity that slowly takes its' toll on your sanity.

I wish the whole 2012 fad had never started  

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

granted, and this is true, now we all die in 2020 because of a mistake they made

i wish that i could pick up any instrument and play it without error...  

[JTN]

Granted... but the only music you can play are the songs of the Jonas Brothers. gonk


I wish my stitches would heal faster.

*fights the urge to scratch the damn itch*  

[littlestumpy]

granted but now that spot itches because of some kind of medicine they gave u and u get abig ugly wart there
i wish for the one i love to be mine again