Why I Killed You

[Aidensnumberonefan]

I killed you for allowing a grizzly bear to maul me because you thought it was funny.  

[Sumimachine]

I killed you for mistaking a shark for a bear when it's still chewing on your head... it is kinda funny.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for going around and beating random people with a rubber chicken.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I killed you for illegal possession of weapons when you're not part of the Black Guard that upholds the laws in my empire...  

[-GracedWithPoetry-]

I kill chu cuz' you bragged about your hat!
*Shoots you dead and steals hat*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for getting in the way of me killing the person above you and taking her empire to add to my own.  

[Sumimachine]

I killed you for killing too much.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for hypocricy. I've seen you around here killing many people as well.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Simply to prove it could be done.  

[Sumimachine]

I killed you 'cause you beheaded Freddy in a rigged faceoff. He was a legend man...  

[Zera Stardust]

I killed you because I'm bord.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

I killed you for misspelling bored.  

[Zera Stardust]

I killed you because that was a type-o.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

I killed you for trying to defend your keyboard credibility.  

[Sumimachine]

I killed you for that scary hockey mask. I'll take the raccoon as well...