Hit the keyboard and make an acronym.

[S a y u r i S u m i s u]

paoidfj
Paula Abdul only investigated desired fame, jeez!
lksjdfd

 

[girl dinner]

lksjdfd

Licking kids since Jesus died for dumbasses!

dfknlo

 

[Deppfan]

dfknlo

Dear
Fanny
Keep
Neighboring
Leeches
Out

pamehy  

[Jade Ruby]

Please annihilate my empty headed Yetti

Guvucyhnb  

[Angel Lumina]

I will make my own cause there was no previous one :szeh

Stop zoos eating hostages


Guvucyhnb

Going under vipers up cast young houses never bathing?

asnfd  

[Jade Ruby]

We had a terrible xylophone disastor
A single newt fell down

Vkbnf  

[Angel Lumina]

Vkbnf

Vikings kick baby nick fast

safjmnr  

[Jade Ruby]

Stole a famous jewel, made no ransom

Dgflxuts  

[Andy Magnuseth]

Vkbnf

Voldemort knows being naturally foxy.


EDIT: crap.

Dgflxuts

Dig gore flexing lovely xylophone umbrella testacle straps.

nsjjjbhscbkq  

[Angel Lumina]

Dgflxuts

Days go fast leasing xylophones upon the streets.

nsjjjbhscbkq

Ninjas steal Jill's jail job by hiding stuffed cat beneath Kevin's quilt.

gknlrs  

[a kettle of fish]

gknlrs:
Great
Kabobs
Need
Lovely
Ring
Songs.

fjsol  

[S a y u r i S u m i s u]

fjsol
Frank just stole our loufa! sad
woiern

 

[S a y u r i S u m i s u]

woiern
Whoa! Our internet's even red! Nice!
klsjdfn

 

[S a y u r i S u m i s u]

klsjdfn
Kerry looks so jealous. Doesn't Fiona's nose?
lakdsjfd

 

[S a y u r i S u m i s u]

lakdsjfd
Look! Austin's kite did soar just from Dallas!
lkjsfdd