Things You've Never Hear From KH Characters.

[nt_31732]

Riku is talking to Sora in destiny islands..
Riku:Would ya put away that thing? And stop calling it your keyblade..  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Demyx: Hey, Xaldin! *raises his hand up* give me an air five!!
Xaldin:*summons wind and throw Lexaeus at Demyx*
Demyx: I meant as a hand five in the air. Not Lexaeus!!! What have I even done to you?!?!?! gonk crying gonk crying gonk
Xaldin: stare You weren't specifically clear about what you've said.  

[Zizima]

Axel invites Riku for the first time to his house.

Axel: Soo.. Do you visit here how often? *Flirt flirt*

Riku: .... WHAT?

I'd fangirl to that :'D

 

[Roel22]

yeah thats weird stuff but i think that axel and roxases were too close to each other like rikku and sora..  

[beehive130]

Axel: Let's go swimming!!
Demmyx: Let's go jump into a burning hole of death!!
Roxas: DUDE TOTTALLY!  

[beehive130]

what the hell happened? what happened to the thread?!  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Ran out of ideas, I guess. sweatdrop  

[Xolichan]

Oooh, oooh! I've got some!

Larxene: I... I just want to be held. *cry*

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Lexaeus: Stop writing me like an idiot. I'm not stupid. I'M A GODDAMN SCIENTIST.

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Xemnas: And, in conclusion, you are all retarded, good for nothing but cannon fodder, and Saix, get up to my bedroom right now because I desperately need to screw something! *storms out of meeting*

 

[NUBFIGHT4]

When Sora cuts Someone Once He says....

Sora:LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLICUTYOULOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL  

[Hal B Noire]

Xemnas:*speaking normally* We must obtain Kingdom Hearts in order to become-

Saix: W-wait a sec...

Xemnas: Huh?

Axel: Why are you talking like that?

Xemnas: Talking like what?

Luxord: You know, normal.

Xemnas: What do you mean by 'normal'? Don't I always sound like this?

Saix:Well you don't really talk like the way you are now. You usually talk more like a really retarded person who has to sound out every word he makes.

Xemnas:I don't talk like-

Axel: And you aren't even doing those weird arm gestures either.

Luxord: Yeah, like some drunk cheerleader.

Xemnas: *makes a gesture to choke them; speaking slowly* Why you little....

Saix: Oh, there we go!

Axel: Yup!

Luxord: Much better.  

[Keyblade Ninja]

larxene: woah. axel. i never noticed but that mascara looks awesome on you eek
axel: what mascara?
larxene: ....the one. on your eyes...
axel: oh that's not mascara
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xemnas: voulez-vous coucher avec moi? *sings*
axel: just out of curiosity, do you even know what that means?
xemnas: hmm no. it's just horribly fun to sing. *runs off and sings at the same time*

larxene: so what does it mean?
axel: do you want to sleep with me? in french
larxene: .... amazing
axel: i know.
larxene: i can't believe you have the attention span to know french and fully translate that.  

[cigher]

axel saying roxas dont do it you know you´ll get hurt roxas saying sorry have no chose axel saying fine but dont say I didnt warn you roxas roxas graps the last slise of pizza than he gets jumped by xeahnort  

[Alixraen]

Zexion: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.....

Xemnas: scream

Xigbar: neutral

Xaldin: mad

Vexen: burning_eyes

Lexaeus: surprised

Saix: evil

Axel: rofl

Demyx: xd

Luxord: sweatdrop

Marluxia: 3nodding

Larxene: stare

Roxas: eek  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Xemnas:*reading the reports* Axel, what's the 411?

Axel: 411 is one of the crack pairings those yaoi fangirls made. Based by our Organization numbers, those fangirls pair up Vexen and Marluxia together. Get it? 4 + 11 = 411? Got it memorized?

Xemnas: stare I meant 4-1-1 as in information, not 4-11.

Axel: Oh. For a moment, I thought you're becoming a yaoi fan of it. sweatdrop

Xemnas: eek  

[Cali_Quidel]

Axel: I love you Lar, and your tastless abuse of violence!