Jaffar's Wish Making Corruption

[x- Ryed Raevin -x]

Xaras

Granted but they have no effect on your enemies. I wish I was watching "Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street" right now.

Granted, but you fall asleep every time there's a good part.

I wish my Pokemon were fully trained already.

And the music lingered in his ears while the massacre continued.

 

[Xaras Cullen]

Granted but your game freezes up and you lose all of your pokemon. I wish I could find a good anime to watch.  

[kaiser321]

granted but it's translated into a crappy english version (i.e. One Piece)
i wish i could make great sprite comics  

[Immortalcrystal95]

granted but each time you try to save it, the program fails.
I wish for an automatic 100 on my midterms.  

[Xaras Cullen]

Granted bvut you have an automatic 0 as the semester grade. I wish I knew all the words to all the songs from the Sweeny Todd movie.  

[Immortalcrystal95]

Granted but you get migraines each time you think of them. I wish to visit China before I go to college.  

[Xaras Cullen]

Granted, but you are killed in a plane crash on the way back. I wish Gaia had more sky blue items.  

[Nobody of the Darkness]

i'd wish for billions of gold on gaia.. what's the worse that could happen? seriously  

[Xaras Cullen]

Akira of Twilight

i'd wish for billions of gold on gaia.. what's the worse that could happen? seriously

Sorry love, but you've got to corrupt my wish before you can create your own.  

[x- Ryed Raevin -x]

Akira of Twilight

i'd wish for billions of gold on gaia.. what's the worse that could happen? seriously

You obtained it illegally. =P

And the music lingered in his ears while the masacre continued.

 

[Immortalcrystal95]

Granted but all items become painted in that single shade. I wish for my keyboard to be clean?

@Akira--Well, if we're going by the theme of the game, you receive billions but your internet access is cut. It doesn't matter if you switch computers, sign up for a different provider--it will just never work.  

[Xaras Cullen]

Granted, but in attempts to clean it, you pour water all over it and it doesn't work anymore. I wish I was good at Geometry.  

[Immortalcrystal95]

Granted but you become a mindless robot who's sole function is to solve geometry problems.
I wish my mother had better comprehension of English  

[Xaras Cullen]

Granted but she speaks using the english lingo that was popular in William Shakespeare's time. I wish I looked like Catherine Zeta-Jones.  

[x- Ryed Raevin -x]

Xaras

Granted but she speaks using the english lingo that was popular in William Shakespeare's time. I wish I looked like Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Granted, but you get raped every hour by her fans.

I wish had the perfect present for my girlfriend for her b-day. =(

And the music lingered in his ears while the massacre continued.