How would you kill the person above you?

[oOMoonlite_DreamsOo]

I would take that fluffy cape of yours and tighten the strings, slowly sufficating you. Then right before you pass out and die I let you go, only to steal your katana from your weak hand and cut you up piece by piece  

[Shane Bane]

i would dislocate your arms from your shoulders and wrap them gently around your neck until your flesh separated at the armpit/shoulder joints. then i would pull out a scalpel, reach around and slowly cut you down the middle, from the base of your neck to your navel. then i would lay you on your back and eat your innards. twisted  

[xXDeadly_Punk_princessXx]

I Would Stick those dAmn fishes in your mouth and strangle yew till u eat them X3!! and then throw your body in a river whee  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

I would throw cupcakes at you until you die. whee  

[xXDeadly_Punk_princessXx]

U evil lady who trows cupcakes in me ...T^T
I Will play at a piano so loud until u and your Tuba r dead X3 whee  

[Timmyo00]

Ive bean trying this out, i sneak in to your room when your sleeping, i tie a string to every one of your hairs, then i pull them out all at the same time, the look on you face would be priceless.  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

I'd drown you in a pool full of pudding.  

[Timmyo00]

i would make you eat that tuba  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

(Wow, that would really suck! xd )

I would make you eat pine cones till you died.  

[Inaria Meleasare]

I would shove Phee-Chan down your throat.  

[Skizlersan]

To kill you I would strap you to a chair and play Britiny spears songs until you died.  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

I would fill you up with cement.  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

I would strap you to an office chair and make you look at LOLcats and LOLdogs until you went insane. Then I would commit you to the local mental hospital, and make mutated fly-creatures that are only visible to you, and when your screams of insanity annoy the staff enough, they put you in a straight jacket and put you in the big, fluffy room, where you live the rest of your life in loneliness and despair.  

[Skizlersan]

I would summon a bear, and order it to rape you to death!  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

((...OMFG. You are SICK.))
I would undo the protective spell on those there wings, and you'd perish in a burst of flame.