Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Because your brain took a permanent vacation

Why is there so much water in the world but so little we can drink?  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

We'd blow up like balloons!

Why do we breathe Nitrogen?  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

because it tastes better than jello.

why do i like macaroni so much?  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Because macaroni is a drug, too.

Why are you staring? neutral  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

Because you have a monkey on your head.
Why are a slim chance and a fat chance the same thing, and a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Because the english language is screwed up

Why can't we just speak one language?  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

Cuz then foreign people would know when we're making fun of them.

Why don't bees try to eat my cheerios?  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Because they'rre ordinaru Cherios, and not Honey Nut Cherios, duh.

Why have brand names when generic is just as good?  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

Because if you have brand name things, then you're cooler than everybody else.

Why is Paris Hilton so stupid?  

[Parisian Loafer]

Because the government is onto us.

Why not?  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

Cuz I said so.

Why do beans make people fart?  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Cuz beans are the musical fruit, dontcha know?

Why are they called yokes and egg whites, why not egg yellows?  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

Because egg yellows.... just sounds weird.

Why is Mr. Green green? mrgreen  

[Parisian Loafer]

Because if he wasn't green then he wouldn't be called Mr. Green.

Is there such a thing as a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

Well duh! Where else would the leprechans hide it?

Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?