corrupt a wish

[Christian Monroe]

GRANTED! but now the vampires are bothing you... eek

I wish the weather was perfect forever!  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Granted, but you didn't define perfect so the weather is constantly changing all the time....

I wish the rose my boyfriend gotten me won't die  

[SPI -14]

Granted, but now your boyfriend is the rosebush it's attached to!

I wish heroes would stop finding my evil lair.  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Granted, now you're stuck alone with the moron who did manage to find your evil lair

I wish I could get more sleep  

[SPI -14]

Granted, but you won't wake up until the world is ending!

I wish I had an Abrams tank instead of a car...
(With these gas prices, I doubt that needs corruption...)  

[Taffylover]

((true)) Granted, but then your tank blows up with you in it.

I wish my boyfriend had been able to spend longer at my house instead of just 5 mins....  

[SPI -14]

granted, but the cops have shown up with a missing person's list with him on it, and you still need to hide his body!

I wish I could pull off a Master Chief cosplay instead of an ODST.  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted, and it's so good, you enter it in The Arenas, but due to poor advertisement, only a hand-full of people vote for it and you don't win.


I wish I could meet Natalie Portman...she's pretty... redface  

[Taffylover]

Granted, but you only see her after she's grown old and is 80 years old. Not so pretty anymore.....

I wish that I could write the best book ever.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted, but you have gone blind from the sleepless nights it took to write, and so you can never read it for yourself.

I wish techno music was as popular as rap is.......  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Granted, now it's everywhere and gets just as annoying as rap...

I wish I had the last item to make my next dream avi  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted but you realize it doesn't look as good with the rest as you thought it would.

I wish "the llama song" was the national anthem.  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, but no one cares, so they vote America (F.Y!) as the new anthem, close.
I wish I could play the Guitar magnificantly.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted, but now everyone is into playing the heavy metal kazoo.



I wish dodgeball was an olympic sport.  

[fairywaif]

Granted! Unfortunately, it's only an olympic sport in China.

I wish I had no homework.