Ruin My Wish game

[MaronKuzaka]

Granted! But by the time the one that you love is yours, you fall in love with a new one.

I wish I had saved his life.  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Granted, but death takes another in his place.


I wish I had tickets to go and see the midnight release of New Moon.

 

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

granted but you're mobbed by angry fan girls and the ticket is taken from you, tough luck.

I wish to live in the twilight world and be a vampire (vegetarian)  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Granted, but a mob of Twilight haters find you and kill you while screaming "VAMPIRES CAN'T SPARKLE!"


I wish for sunshine.

 

[MaronKuzaka]

Granted! But now your beautiful light skin is burnt.

I wish I had a wish.  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Granted you get a wish, but I just stole it from you to a make this wish:

I wish for zombies!

 

[KingJack!]

Those zombies have been written by Stephenie Meyer, and are now just sparling wussie kangaroo things.

I wish for an army of dachshunds that wish to rule the world.  

[Colm47]

Granted. Your dogs do rule the world but they also make you the kindoms sex slave O.x bummer yo

I wish i was a vampire biggrin  

[demon child me]

You become one, but angry fan girls kill you because you sparkle.

I wish for friendly aliens to visit.  

[MaronKuzaka]

Granted! But then more aliens visit and overpopulate Earth, everyone starves and dies.

I wish my cat would not scratch furniture >_>  

[littlestumpy]

granted but now your cat scratches u and makes u look emo
i wish i wasnt depressed  

[--Forwardx3]

you wasnt depressed, but u was stressed

i wish i have some new friends  

[MaronKuzaka]

Granted! But now you wish you never met them.

I wish my fingers wouldn't hurt when playing a guitar. (Rookie crying )  

[Life Hath Immortality]

Granted, but now they hurt when you do anything else.

I wish their was world peace.  

[Knoxlysia X]

granted, but your the only person in that world xd

i wish gaia didnt ban smoking items scream