[154573]

I think i'm definitely giving drinking a break. No more than one big bad liquor drink at any given night. ugh..  

[Harbone]

Yay! rofl I think Corbin got it! 4laugh
It's cruel, but I think the unspoken rule that we don't outright reveal the true nature of this thread is part of the fun. sweatdrop  

[Lil Brat]

I'd hope to shout he got it... being the word quotes was in capitalized letters and red font... rofl  

[Malheureux]

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Hello everyone! I just found this thread...kinda hard to find being it's invisible and all. I love the idea. smile

HAZZAH!!

Little Pink Mongoose!! You are living proof that not everyone is braindead!

 

[Lil Brat]

Quote:

Quote:

Hello everyone! I just found this thread...kinda hard to find being it's invisible and all. I love the idea. smile

HAZZAH!!

Little Pink Mongoose!! You are living proof that not everyone is braindead!

Tis a good things she gets it, otherwise she might have been insulted... ninja  

[Draconian Pheonix]

I have no clue what's going on, I think My eyesight is going but I can't read anything anyone has written.  

[Lil Brat]

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I have no clue what's going on, I think My eyesight is going but I can't read anything anyone has written.

Wowsers - some geezers.

So much for the RED QUOTES  

[Harbone]

Draconian Pheonix

I have no clue what's going on, I think My eyesight is going but I can't read anything anyone has written.

I just had a rotten day at work, brought to you thanks to the andrea express, so here's a solid fail for you, Draconian Phoenix. I don't give a crud whether you're joking or not!  

[Mayumi_Yuy]

Aww, I'm totally late on posting a fail!I will do better next time, I promise.  

[Corbin Noir]

Mayumi_Yuy

Aww, I'm totally late on posting a fail!I will do better next time, I promise.

Speaking of fail, anyone else notice that gaia is still showing this ad in their rotation? gonk:

not sure why my 'fail' didn't show up --I guess it is I who failed it ("it" is phpbb code sad )  

[Lil Brat]

Harbone

Draconian Pheonix

I have no clue what's going on, I think My eyesight is going but I can't read anything anyone has written.

I just had a rotten day at work, brought to you thanks to the andrea express, so here's a solid fail for you, Draconian Phoenix. I don't give a crud whether you're joking or not!

Now what'd I do... I don't have my own express... Oh well, I actually get a kick out of the not getting it ones twisted  

[Suede_Shoes]

Welch's grape juice? confused  

[brown_voodoo]

Hey hey good one! It took 5 minutes for my geez brain to realize the white color!Loooove it!
heart  

[brown_voodoo]

Lil-Jo

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed.. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.. Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'uh oh.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.'

Sorry for the second post, but this is just totally funny! The "fart part" was just too much... xd xd