Things You've Never Hear From KH Characters.

[pwnd_by_twlt]

(thinking... thinking... thinking... GOT IT!!!)

Roxas: Why are we in the 100 Accre Wood?
Axel: We're doing ssome recon around the worlds to look for more applicants.
Demyx: khmgh... *covering mouth from laughing*
Roxas: ... So why do I have to wear this piglet suit stare ?
Axel: ... to fit in mrgreen
Roxas: THAN WHY AREN'T YOU TWO WEARING COSTUMES stressed
Axel: Well... we only need one person to fit in ninja
Demyx: khmghhh... BWAHAAHAHAHA!!! *couldn't hold back laughter*
Roxas: GRAHHH scream !!! *blasts Demyx with a light attack*
Axel: question Are you okay?
Demyx: ... no... but it was worth it mrgreen *cough* *smoke comes from mouth*  

[Alixraen]

Xemnas: Axel, what is that unruly racket?
Axel: It's my theremin, sir.
Xemnas: What in Ansem's name is a theremin?
Axel: *wah-wah*
Xemnas: Get..that..thing...OUT OF HERE!
Axel: O_o  

[Jisen Meizuki]

At Atlantica.....

Fishes:*swimming and dancing*
Ariel:*swimming and dancing*
Sebastian: *singing and dancing* Under the sea.... Under the-
*Electricity flashes in the sea*
Everyone:AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Everyone: X_X *floats up on the sea surface*
Larxene: See, and that's how you go fishing.
Roxas: sweatdrop ...
Demyx: crying  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Sora: Kairi, I'm sorry. But I'm in love with Tifa!
Kairi: Actually Sora, I'm in love with Roxas
Namine: must.... kill  

[beehive130]

Okay. I'm prepared to be flamed.
Aku: Oh s**t! Where's a condom!?
Roku:......I'm a guy you ********: ........ really?  

[Erufite Mythlis]

hilarious  

[The-Oblivion-man555]

Sora: hehe pudding  

[Xashowd]

Demyx: Hey, Sexion!
Zexion: eek WTF Did you just call me!?
Demyx:Well, I was thinking that since Xemnas has Mansex, and Xigbar has Bigrax, that I'd think of funny names for the other members!
Zexion:And what's your name?
Demyx:Uhhhh....Demyx?
Zexion:Why you little!! stressed stressed *Whacks Demyx on the head with his book.*

I think that's the biggest Sexual name reference people have been missing, so I decided to put it on here!  

[Jisen Meizuki]

DarkShadowItachi7

Demyx: Hey, Sexion!
Zexion: eek WTF Did you just call me!?
Demyx:Well, I was thinking that since Xemnas has Mansex, and Xigbar has Bigrax, that I'd think of funny names for the other members!
Zexion:And what's your name?
Demyx:Uhhhh....Demyx?
Zexion:Why you little!! stressed stressed *Whacks Demyx on the head with his book.*

I think that's the biggest Sexual name reference people have been missing, so I decided to put it on here!

Not quite. Few months ago, I was thinking of calling Zexion, "Sexy." LOL xd  

[Xashowd]

Interesting.

Ok, I have another one:

(The scene where Axel spells out Xemnas's name)

Sora:Who?

Axel:The guy you just saw up there. He's the leader of the Organization. his name's Xemnas X-E-M-N-A-S. It can also be spelled M-A-N-S-E-X, but don't tell anyone I said that.

Sora:Huh!?