Corrupt a Wish

[Saruhno]

Ok, so here's the plan.......

*you blink and feel happy* Congrats! You are know the happiest person on earth! Your so happy people think your insane so your put in the crazy bin. Have fun!!!

I wish I had a lot of gold.

Got it? Get it? Good.

 

[Maetria the Fire Empress]

-Poof! You have gold but you get hacked and lose your entire account!

I wish I had a twin sister exactly like me.  

[YennonCrow]

Surprise! You're greeted by your twin sister who was separated from you at birth. Unfortunately, she rakes in a bunch of bills, and hits the road!

I wish I lived in a fantasy world...  

[Maetria the Fire Empress]

-POOF!- You now live in a fantasy world but, little to your knowledge, the unicorns are plotting to kill you!

I wish I had all the Naruto figures ever made.  

[Sintakz]

"CONGRADULATIONS YOU'RE OUR GRAND PRIZE WINNER FOR ALL THE NARUTO FIGURES EVER MADE!" When you read the fine print on the paper you just signed you realize that you won the figures alright, but no one ever said they were free. Cough up 13.5m...

I wish I could be surrounded by a dark aura.  

[xXx SM3X xXx]

-POOF!- Oh you got your dark aura! But now someone's planning on hacking your account and getting you banned for life!

I wish I had a chyaku norisu scarf!

 

[Saruhno]

Now read here you,

Wha la! You look in you inventory and its there! Magically! But for some reason, you can't use it or sell it. Then Gaia PM's you saying that you are a suspect of a hacking. And now you are banned. Ha ha!

I wish I had an awesome and expensive outfit.

Now go tell everyone
what I just said.

 

[rainbowcoloredkangaroos]

Granted but now everyone mugs you and attempts to assassinate you because they want your expensive things.

I wish the avatar above me would die. (=  

[Saruhno]

Now read here you,

I'm kinda offended. But okay. In a sprinkle on confetti, I lay in a bloody mess, dead. Now as I go to heaven, you go to hell as a instant punishment.

1) The characters on Naruto were real, minus the evil ones.

If you don't know what that is then here's another wish.

2) I wish hearts could never be broken.

Now go tell everyone
what I just said.

 

[Maetria the Fire Empress]

-Poof!- All the Naruto characters are real but they all disappear a week afterwards, taking me with them!

I wish Masashi Kishimoto would make it obvious about who everyone on Naruto ended up with,

or

I wish my mom wouldn't make me go to prom.

 

[Saruhno]

Now read here you,

*a magazine hit your head* Whats that?! *I pick it up* Omg! Kishi-sama just told us all the couples in Naruto!!! *I read* NOOOOOOOO!!!!! They're all crack pairing!!!! *Throws magazine at you and you read "Sasuke and Pein. Sakura and Baki. Naruto and Mogechi. Etc. Etc.

(Mogechi= I think she is the girl in Konohamaru's Team. I knowI spelled it wrong.)



I wish Sakura and Sasuke were coupled together with nothing going wrong in their relationship.

Now go tell everyone
what I just said.

 

[Jason Kharo]

POOF.
They get married but a giant Panda eats the planet

I wish you couldn't corrupt this wish what so ever in any way so you can't corrupt it.HA!  

[Saruhno]

Now read here you,

All right then, the wish just doesn't come true. Ha.

I wish I could play soccer correctly.

Now go tell everyone
what I just said.

 

[koolketchup]

You play soccer correctly but then get you legs hacked off

I wish I had a cell phone

 

[Saruhno]

Now read here you,

You have a cell phone but it doesn't work. In your face!


I wish I could find the book I want.

Now go tell everyone
what I just said.