what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[magic_doglover]

eek GAH. this isn't a dream?!
....then how did i get here??? confused
....did you kidnap me, or something?  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

no. i snuck into your house in an attempt to murder you but then i got sleepy so i took a nap in your bed because your comforter is cushy.  

[Garynook]

Dare I say I'd hit that?  

[magic_doglover]

EWWW! get out of my bed! or at the very least get that thong on your head away from me! UGH!  

[Garynook]

-forcefully inserts the thong in your mouth and leaves-

How rude!  

[magic_doglover]

*quickly throws the thong in the dryer so it shrinks, then somehow gets it fastened around your neck*

disgusting.  

[Ninja Rin666]

Oh s**t, wrong hotel room again gonk How did I end up in Alaska? neutral  

[magic_doglover]

.....why am i in bed with what looks to be the Noid's cousin?? confused  

[Ninja Rin666]

O.o Am I waking up in the presence of an Olympian god? o.O  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

(To myself) Okay, time to go British...
(Aloud) 'Ello, doll.
cool  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

*cough cough* dude! Take a shower! Make sure you wash your hair while you're at it. I think it's alive!  

[KBiT]

Do you run a bed and breakfast, or shall I take my leave now?  

[II-Lymiex-II]

DUDE! WHAT THE HELL?!?! WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED?!?!?! HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!?! WHY DO YOU HAVE A BIG GUN?!?!??! GET AWAY GET AWAY!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!  

[Cerebral Perception]

*nuzzles*