Illiterate/Completely Random Roleplay Rules

[tsubakino]

((jin heroically saved Zanna!!))
felp heeeee!!... fleeashe  

[tsubakino]

how hill hi hold hit!!!  

[Methodless Madness]

Zanna's face turned bright red. "T-thanks." she said, getting up. She retrieved the cookie sheet from beside the sink, producing a can of cooking spray and spraying the surface. "Okay, next we need a microwave safe bowl. "Eh, this'll do." she murmured, grabbing a bowl from thin air. She poured the bag of chocolate chips into it, putting it in the microwave, and punching a few buttons.  

[Methodless Madness]

Zanna nodded, still red.  

[tsubakino]

*somehow unsticks his hands to his face wit the lint roller*... zanna, why are u exploding chocolate in the microwave... or is that the plastic bowl (thats exploding).  

[Methodless Madness]

"Huh? Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t."she swore angrily, bounding over to the microwave and jerking it open, receiving a shower of molten chocolate.  

[tsubakino]

thats a tasty and painful expierience  

[Methodless Madness]

Zanna glared at him, scowling through her chocolate mask. "I'm gonna take a shower." she yelped, grabbing her bag and trudging up the stairs. *15 Minutes Later* She yawned, outfitted in a new pair of jeans, tee-shirt, and sweater. "Okay, so where were we?" she asked, taking a seat at the table.  

[tsubakino]

(IT MY B-DAY!!!)
i was gonna tell u that u can't make cookies in the microwave... u need an oven.