Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Miumarie]

I didnt like her heels.  

[Chief Sankofa]

she was way too happy all the time>it was divorce or smother her in her sleep<  

[annon fukyuu]

I woke up in the middle of the night to find her standing over me with a scary look on her face.  

[BeHappyBeJoyful]

He never takes off his sunglasses.  

[l Sailor Cancer l]

she smelt like fertilizer  

[Earth Sensei]

One side of him was too cold the other too warm so I could never get comfortable with him

 

[Princess Zelda21]

Um, religous issues, and he seemed to become more and more distant.  

[annon fukyuu]

She had an operation to make her ears pointy  

[Miumarie]

Captain uniforms are ugly. And he kept complaining that my candy wings were attracting bugs to the house.  

[Suicidesoldier#1]

Because I found they were actually a transvestite...  

[Eisenkrieger]

he was a guy, and his signature is a fake  

[Chiuru]

HE... Burned my gucci bag!  

[BeHappyBeJoyful]

Those stars decorations dangling around the house are a nuisance.  

[Miumarie]

That.....THING! It attempted to swallow my furry animals!

heart Love,
Annie

 

[annon fukyuu]

I wound up taking care of all her animals when she went on trips herself gonk