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 Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:42 pm
Fortunately, you just float through the earth to A random location so that Mr. T can't find you.
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:33 pm
Unfortunately, Superman does, and he's in league with Mr. T.
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:13 pm
Fortunately, Superman sucks, so it's easy for you to get away.
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:15 pm
Unfortunately, just as you're passing above the Grand Canyon, the F.B.I. (which is also in league with Mr. T) comes and catches you in a ghost cage, so you can't get out.
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:32 pm
Fortunately, it turns out that they actually trapped you in a bigfoot cage, so you easily escape.
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:20 am
Unfortunately, the ghostbusters go back on their word and pwn you.
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:41 am
Fortunately, this random idiot opens the... thing... in which the Ghostbusters are holding you, letting you escape.
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:26 pm
Unfortunately, you were dumb enough to walk smack dab into Mr. T
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:04 pm
Fortunately, he's just sleepwalking.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:00 am
Unfortunatly you punch him in the face
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:57 am
Fortunately you were wearing mittens.
Unfortunately the yarn got all stuck in his teeth. mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:26 pm
Fortunately, the mitten wasn't attatched to your hand, so you slipped it off and ran to the nearest Taco Bell.
Unfortunately, the nearest Taco Bell is closed.
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:53 pm
Fortunately, it just opened!
Unfortunately, you slipped on the wet floor
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:40 pm
Fortunately, I landed on a thick, floppy mop.
Unfortunately, the Taco-bell chihuahua was hiding under it so the next person's foot got bitten.
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:20 pm
Fortunately, the person's foot was in a cast because he fell in the same Taco Bell a week ago.
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