Would you rather....or...

[Supar Ingimon]

Hmm which one, I'll take two that way I can look away!
Would you rather have fourteen fish hooks stuck through out your body four time a night, or be kicked in the shins by Gary Coleman 5 times a day.  

[GoldenFraggle]

I guess the Gary Coleman thing the other thing sounds REALLY gruesome !

Would you rather be stuck in a sleeping bag and REALLY have to pee or stuck in a sleeping bag with 5 hairy spiders ?  

[Supar Ingimon]

If I choose the second one I'd have the best of both worlds, so I select number 1! Would you want Santa Clause rape you and your family once a day from today until New Years, or would you want a jittery, crack addicted, Scooby Doo and Shaggy following you around from today until Valintine's Day, and they have a bullhorn with unlimited battery power.  

[Waverusher Kobi]

The one with Scooby-Doo.



Would you rather punch Eminem in the face or dropkick the members of Green Day?  

[Supar Ingimon]

Slim-a**s all the way, would you want to be eaten by butterflies, or be dropped off a 10 foot box untill you'd die?  

[ChaoticCatDemon]

...O_O I'd have to go with the eaten by butterflies, just for the sake of it sounding so bizzare.
would you... rather be in an anime you hate,
OR
be on a horrible reality show that everyone loves to watch?  

[Parisian Loafer]

I'd rather be in an anime that I hate, because I'll find some way to like it after a few months of imprisonment.

Would you rather live in a six-floor Gothic mansion filled with beautiful art in the middle of Rhode Island or a state-of-the-art apartment filled with technology in the middle of New York City?  

[Umi Chou]

Live in a six-floor Gothic mansion in the middle of Rhode Island

Would you:Go inside a tv show cause your life is boring?

Or:Go inside a tv show to esape this cruel world into a world where you can tke out your anger on demons?  

[Supar Ingimon]

Entertainment, it seems their are my only friends... rwar.
Would you rather be tackled by the 87' Vikings, or be ran over by closeout zealots that just herd that Macy's is having a buy one get one free deal?  

[ChaoticCatDemon]

Ran over by zealots.

would you... have a really nice laptop with no internet
OR
a really crappy computer with the worst kind of internet in existance?  

[Your Random Lover]

A really nice laptop with no internet


would you rather...

Have a second sucidal personality

or

Have a second horny gay personality  

[Supar Ingimon]

IT's raining men, HALLEIJULAH! It's raining men, every specimen, tall, dark, blond, and mean. Rough, and tough, and strong, and CLEEEEEEEAN. (God bless mother nature, she's a single woman too.)
Would you rather, have a hunk, about the size of your index and middle finger, taken out of you once a week.
or be attacked by horrible, rapist, bondage into, black santa once a month.  

[Ombrophobia]

how good looking is the rapist?? probably the rapist if hes good looking.

would you rather gargle salt water for an hour, or vinegar for and hour?  

[Supar Ingimon]

Salt, tastes a little better, and to my question, it's Santa, only black.
Would you rather go on a rampage as the original characters in Rampage, and have the World's military after you, or would you go postal as in... Postal, an have the enitire Arazonian police force after you, tree zealots, religious zealots, rednecks, postal carriers, and butchers after you?  

[ChaoticCatDemon]

the 1st one...

would you.. have clothes that are too small
OR
have the ugliest hair style that you can't fix for another 3 years?