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 Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:13 am
But Jim still got a wound on his head and the barf infected it. KILL
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:55 pm
The impact of him falling on the floor broke the floor and he fell through a long, huge hole that was previously dug up by the nurse...KILL.
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:57 pm
Luckily, there was a super-bouncy trampline at the end of the hole that shot Jim back up, unharmed! SAVE!
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:06 pm
However, the super-bouncy trampoline was way too bouncy and shot Jim straight into the air at super speed where he ended up colliding head first with the underside of an airplane... Poor Jim! KILL!!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:14 pm
but he breaks into fully wokring plane into a bunch of safe fluffy pillows with no other animals in the plane but the pilot. SAVED
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:51 pm
Well a flying bird gets stuck in the engine and the planes crashes. Dead b***h.
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:40 pm
Being so high up in the air, the bird was able to teach Jim how to fly. So, Jim flew to safety. Save!
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:10 pm
Then, flying the skies, Jim was shred to bits by a helichopper...DEAD! (Bwahahaha)
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:59 pm
But Jim had superglue in his pocket so the bird that taught him how to fly helped him glue himself back together. Save!
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:22 am
However Jim had to pay for his flying lessons and his wallet
was in his back pocket and as he went for it he lost his flight and
splatted onto the ground
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:31 am
but then he fell on a super fat guy and bounced back razz save !!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:57 pm
But the fat was hungry, so when Jim came in contact he ate him. Kill!
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:04 pm
However the wife of the fat man made him spit him back up. SAVE.
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:07 pm
Cause the wife wanted to be the one to kill Jim by stabbing him with a knife: Kill!
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:12 pm
But the knife was made out of cotton balls glued together. Save!
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