what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Uh, Santa? Why the ******** are you in my bed?  

[magic_doglover]

new policy.

now, in addition to giving out lumps of coal, i go out and scare/disconcert the especially naughty people. and killing that guy was pretty naughty of you, wasn't it?  

[oO-Keyori-Oo]

o.0
Does Missus Claus know about this?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You have 5 seconds to explain yourself before I stab you repeatedly.  

[magic_doglover]

go away. you're scary-looking, and it's ruining my Christmas cheer.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Hello, Santa. The government has decided that they consider you a threat and have sent me to kill you. Prepare to die.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Why is a novice assassin in my bed? I'm a professional, novices sleep outside. *kicks outside*  

[bangmeh123]

wtf y u in my bed  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

but you wouldn't kick me out, right? *puppy eyes*
*she suspects nothing. mwahaha.*  

[Cerebral Perception]

You're a novice too, but you're cute, so you can stay.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

yay. i win.  

[Valkyrie Gauge]

>o> I sleep outside or in stables. You'd freeze to death.  

[Pirate Radio FM]

ummmmm...are you Cinderella or sleeping beauty?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Sigh *puts on latex gloves* Looks like there's another person I have to kill.  

[Pirate Radio FM]

*Cocks gun*Not if I get you first.